*Putting a bus is an ancestral law, we must not forget it (gritting teeth)
A person with an abnormal mental state in the early hours of the morning after being oppressed. The introduction needs to be improved, full of fun and stereotypes...
My father's dream, my mother's dream, my sister's dream, my brother's dream.
Unlike most people who swim until their jerseys turn blue, white, red, and yellow, Joris was born wearing colors and wearing the flags of four clubs.
Joris's idol is Steven Gerrard of Liverpool.
Joris: I have dreamed of playing football with you since the day I was born! Unexpectedly, now we are finally playing together on the same court!
Gerrard, who is not much older than Joris:…
Gerrard looked at Joris, who was wearing a blue jersey, and smiled politely.
From the moment Joris showed his unparalleled football talent, the war at home also started.
Ermaomeng's father: Alas! I'm not begging you to go to Milan's youth training, I'm just begging you to consider it after you turn thirty-five!
The mother of the son's factory dream: Go to Arsenal for youth training, but you are not allowed to be the captain Zhi Shidou! Do you know the beans!
Erhuangmeng's sister: Brother, you don't have the temperament we want. You should go outside to practice before you come back. Remember not to be over 30 years old.
Er Renmeng's brother: The happiest and most harmonious club in football welcomes you! Come to our Bayern brother! You are perfect for this place!
Under the influence of his family, Joris started telling lies when seeing people, speaking kind words when seeing ghosts, and speaking nonsense when seeing benevolence.
He single-handedly topped the football list.
Among the false worlds, there are a series of real worlds.
*Dutch team, cp Van Persie, this is pure love
The loudest talker and his gold medal thug (❌
The pastry chef and his beloved striker (✅
Also known as: How can I survive in a national team with full martial arts attributes when I have full palace fighting attributes? Relying on the left hand, relying on the right hand, relying on the innate skewering skills, relying on the hard-trained pancake skills.
Ps. I am really harmonious and happy now... Really!
2026.9.7
Intention: I'm sorry, I don't mean anything else