After entering Xiuxianwen, I was forced to manually follow the plot
I traveled into a cultivation novel and became a cannon fodder villain who was slapped in the face by the protagonist at the beginning.
Good news: It is bound to the "Destiny Plot System". Just follow the prompts and follow the plot to level up.
Bad news: The original owner was a programmer and was so idle that he reverse-compiled the system.
Now the system interface in front of me only has a full screen of error messages:
[Error: Plot function "Trigger·Cave Adventure" is undefined]
[Warning: The luck value has overflowed, please recover it manually]
[Fatal: The protagonist Lin Xuan's path is lost, please relocate]
I fell silent.
The system made a weak electric sound in my head: "It is recommended... It is recommended that the host execute the plot manually."
"... You call this a system?"
"I was disabled by you." The system felt aggrieved, "The last piece of code you wrote in your previous life was 'while(1) { print(host idiot) }', and then it shattered my core."
Me: "…………"
Okay, just do it manually.
According to the plot, today I had to go to the back mountain of Qinglan Peak to "encounter" the protagonist Lin Xuan, and then mocked him for being a useless person, and was slapped in the face by him with a sword, thus forging a relationship and paving the way for the subsequent three hundred years of love and death.
I dug out the original owner's storage bag and found a copy of "The Appearance Timetable of the Protagonist in the Back Mountain of Qinglan Peak", which the original owner had compiled by himself. There is also a note attached next to it: "The best time for Lin Xuan to practice in the morning: three quarters past nine o'clock. The error is ± half a cup of tea. Postponed on rainy days. He has bad knees."
... Why don't you give him kneepads by the way?
I squatted on the back hill on time, and sure enough I saw Lin Xuan practicing his sword. The young man had a cold look on his face and a stern sword intent. According to the script, I should have walked over at this time and sneered: "Trash is trash."
But the original owner wrote another line of small words below the note: "It has been calculated that the probability of triggering a slap in the face by a sarcastic statement is 98.7%. If you change it to a compliment, you can avoid the main risk, but the luck gain will be reduced by 40%. It is recommended to make your own choice."
I weighed it up and decided to take the safe route.
So I walked over and applauded sincerely: "Good swordsmanship!"
Lin Xuan was stunned.
"The sword energy is condensed and never disperses, and the force exerted by the wrist is very stable," I took out my small notebook. "The only drawback is that the elbow is slightly raised when thrusting in the third position, which can easily be blocked by the opponent. It is recommended to adjust the parameters... Oh no, adjust the angle."
Lin Xuan was silent for three seconds.
"Aren't you here to humiliate me?"
"Do I look idle?"
He put away his sword and suddenly looked at me deeply: "What you just said, can you say it again?"
Me: "??"
That afternoon, Lin Xuan blocked the door of my cave and insisted on becoming my disciple.
The system alerted me like crazy: [The main line has deviated! The protagonist's favorability is unusual! Please execute the slap-in-the-face plot immediately! Otherwise, luck is -1000!
Me: "Shut up."
System: "... Oh."
In this way, I somehow accepted a protagonist as my apprentice. In order to save my life, I decided to teach him seriously.
In the cave of the original owner, there are tens of thousands of handwritten notes stacked up, all of which are the cultivation system he reconstructed in this world using programming thinking.
"Listen carefully," I said to Lin Xuan, "the essence of so-called cultivation is resource scheduling. Spiritual energy is memory, meridians are buses, and skills are algorithms. Your spiritual root is useless because the sorting you use is bubbling, which is too slow."
Lin Xuan was confused: "... Bubbly?"
I took out a jade slip from my storage bag, with a line of words engraved on it:
```
for (spirit = dantian; aura < meridians; aura++) {
runweek();
}
```
"See, this is the technique you practice. It's an endless loop and will burn the CPU sooner or later."
Lin Xuan was silent for a long time.
"Master," his voice was trembling, "can you give me a copy of that jade slip?"
I rewrote the technique for Lin Xuan and changed the O(n²) bubbling week into a quick queue. The operating efficiency increased by three hundred times. Three months later, he rushed directly from Qi refining to foundation building.
On the day of the sect competition, Lin Xuan knocked down all the inner disciples with one sword, causing an uproar in the whole place.
I sat in the stands and took out the system panel with great relief. It finally stopped reporting errors and was replaced by a new message:
[Congratulations to the host for completing the hidden branch: cultivating the protagonist. Reward: The novice protection period is extended to forever.
The system whispered: "Although you made me disabled, it... Seems to work?"
That night, all the elders lined up to knock on my cave door.
"Elder Chu, can you also tell us about your 'algorithm foundation building' method?"
"Elder Chu, my grandson's spiritual roots are not good either..."
"Elder Chu, do you accept a disciple?"
I stood at the door, watching dozens of monks looking at me eagerly, and suddenly felt a little dazed.
The system spoke quietly: "Host, according to the original plot, you are now a public enemy of the entire sect and should be expelled from the division."
"So?"
"So you have completely sidetracked the main plot."
I smiled slightly and took out another jade slip from my storage bag.
There are eight characters engraved on it:
"Object-oriented, Xiuxian programming."
System: "…………"
"Okay," it sighed, and a new prompt popped up:
[It is detected that the host creates a new genre "code path", reward: the system automatically upgrades to IDE mode.
"Can I follow the plot automatically in the future?"
"It can be automatically completed." The system said, "But you have to teach me how to write the constructor first."
Lin Xuan poked his head outside the door: "Master, who are you talking to?"
"No one." I put away the jade slip and waved to him, "Come here, today I will teach you about encapsulation, inheritance and polymorphism."
Lin Xuan walked in with a pious look on his face, holding his sword.
Conception://