The Little Beauty Who Wants It All: Winning Over Three Tops

[Everyone's favorite | Pretty girl with oral fixation | System conquest | Cannon-fodder comeback]

Lin Xianxia is a beautiful girl with an oral fixation. To treat her condition, she joins the Cannon Fodder Disruption Bureau under the codename Pretty Girl. If she can conquer three pairs of protagonists and break them up within the time limit, she will be cured.

Pretty Girl failed all her previous missions, and she's almost out of time.

To get treatment, she now has to conquer the protagonists, seme and uke alike, in three different novels at once.

*

In the morning, Pretty Girl conquers the leads in "The Ace Undercover Agent and the Heiress of Hong Kong's Elite."

The uke is the first heiress of Hong Kong's most prominent family. She drives luxury cars, rides yachts, and never goes anywhere without bodyguards and a butler. She keeps everyone at least ten meters away, cold and distant, and is only seen in public on the rare occasions she attends auctions where guests must prove their wealth.

The seme is a top undercover agent from the mainland. She's good at everything: speeding, acting, and anything from taking out a hundred men with a single shot and escaping to going undercover on Hong Kong Island as a rough-edged girl's driver. She doesn't care about anyone on the island. All she cares about is the heiress and her family's secrets.

Pretty Girl, meanwhile, is a waitress at a bar owned by the uke. According to the plot, she'll be shot in the head when the seme comes to the bar, a lawless melting pot, to evade her pursuers.

So when the seme comes to the bar to gather information, Pretty Girl flutters her lashes. Her clothes are disheveled, her snow-white waist flushed pink. Trembling, she reaches out with her pale hand, wraps it around the seme's neck, and kisses her. Pressing her lips to the seme's, she says, "I've been drugged. Good sister, stay with me, please?"

The seme silently curses Pretty Girl for being so calculating, but still swallows hard, wraps an arm around the girl, and grips the loose fabric of her clothes. Breathing heavily, she says in a hoarse voice, "All right."

After all, she's an upright woman. How could she bear to see such a lovely, kind resident suffer?

After that, Pretty Girl rides in the seme's car, spends the seme's money, and uses the seme's connections to get a job as a waitress at one of the auctions the uke regularly attends. Then she accidentally spills a drink on the uke's skirt.

With tears clouding her eyes, she says pitifully, "I'm sorry. I know selling me wouldn't cover the damages, but I can work as your personal maid to make it up to you."

Later, while the oral-fixation sufferer Pretty Girl is attending to the heiress at night, she can't control herself and kisses her on the lips.

The heiress doesn't refuse. She takes Pretty Girl's tongue into her mouth and savors its sweet juices.

*

In the afternoon, Pretty Girl takes a ferry to the neighboring city to conquer the protagonists in "The Top-Tier Star and the Gloomy Nonhuman: A Marriage Before Love."

The uke is a gloomy nonhuman whose true form is a vine in the forest. When her emotions run high, vines grow from her back. In the original story, those vines even get up to all kinds of unspeakable things.

The seme is a top-tier star and singer, so alluring and sexy that her every gesture makes people swoon. In private, however, she's just a lazy couch potato who can't be bothered to think or move. The uke schemes to marry her because her voice can heal the vines.

Pretty Girl, meanwhile, used to be the uke's forest ranger. She was fired after a rare plant went missing, and now, jobless, she goes to audition as an extra on the seme's film set after the seme changes careers. In the end, she's fired for her terrible acting and left with no income, homeless on the streets.

During a scene, Pretty Girl's oral fixation flares up while she's playing the seme's boss. Already worried about losing her job, she clings to the seme and trembles, trying to kiss her. No matter how many times the director yells cut or how many people try to pull her away, she won't let go.

The seme's gaze darkens slightly. Holding the flushed girl, she tells the director, "I want to change the script."

When a big star speaks, who could possibly refuse?

From then on, Pretty Girl gets one kissing scene after another. The seme kisses her in every kind of place and situation, and after each day's filming, Pretty Girl's fair face is covered in bright red kiss marks.

The uke sees the entertainment gossip accounts on her phone and grows gloomy. Though she's only the seme's wife in name and they have no real relationship, the seme shouldn't be so inconsiderate of her feelings.

But nonhumans are different from humans, and they don't think like ordinary people. She doesn't blame her "wife." She only blames wicked Pretty Girl for seducing someone she shouldn't have.

The uke goes to the set to confront Pretty Girl. But when she catches the scent on Pretty Girl, she recognizes the cute forest ranger who once looked after her, and vines burst from her back.

Her benefactor, whom she'd searched for so long after taking human form, turns out to be the "homewrecker" seducing her "wife." So should she punish her or reward her?

*

In the evening, Pretty Girl rides an electric scooter to the county town to conquer the protagonists in "The Sickly Beauty and the Roommates' Rental-Apartment Romance."

The uke is B University's campus beauty, so beautiful she seems unreal. On the surface, she's cool and aloof, above worldly concerns. She lives apart from the dorms and rents an apartment off campus.

In truth, the campus beauty is a yandere. In the story, once she falls for the seme, she plants a hidden camera in the seme's bedroom, spies on her social media, and secretly takes photos of her every move to plaster on the wall.

She even begs the seme to keep going after getting slapped.

The seme is the campus beauty's roommate and co-tenant. She owns a noodle shop and has worked in the restaurant business since dropping out of middle school. She's also the oldest of the three pairs of protagonists, and she's gentle and considerate. In the original story, she treats the campus beauty like her own child.

But once Pretty Girl, with her oral fixation, arrives, the romance plots of both seme and uke revolve around her, and things get even more intense.

The yandere uke starts collecting things Pretty Girl has used, from bedding and toothbrushes to her underwear. The seme also takes personal care of everything Pretty Girl needs, bathing and changing her when she's sick and feeding her every meal "one bite at a time."

What's more, Pretty Girl doesn't live with the seme and uke. That makes everything the gentle seme does seem even more caring and flirtatious, while everything the yandere uke does seems even more perverted.

*

Later, everyone knows that the heiress's sweetheart is her personal maid;

The ace agent's sweetheart is the waitress at the bar she frequents;

The gloomy nonhuman's sweetheart is the forest ranger who once cared for her;

The top-tier star's sweetheart is the extra on her set;

The yandere campus beauty's sweetheart is her classmate;

And the noodle-shop owner's sweetheart is her regular customer.

It's just...

The semes and ukes, who are still tangled up with their original partners, stare at the other four and wonder: How come nobody told them these are all the same person?

[Reading Notes]

1. The blurb may still change before the novel begins.

2. Love-interest betting story.

3. Temporarily planned as switch.

Theme: Take an active approach to treatment and live a healthy life.