Me, One of the F4 at an Elite Academy

Qiao Yu, one of the F4 at an elite school for the nobility, has been feeling pretty annoyed lately.

A mysterious narrator has appeared out of nowhere in his mind, always piling on layer upon layer of filters to portray him as “soft and helpless, easy to push down.”

Things like “the corners of his eyes flush red” and “his lips part gently” make his scalp crawl.

Then one day, he sets his sights on Te Xu, a student admitted through a special program.

The narrator instantly switches tracks: [Look closely. This man's name is Handsome, and he's about to have a romantic encounter with the F4...]

Qiao Yu: ???

What the hell? Who wants to date this poor scholarship kid?!

Old-school with a little melodrama. If anything here gives you the ick, it wasn't the author's intention, orz. I don't plan to make it too long, and will try to keep it under 100,000 characters. The ending will most likely be open-ended.

This story updates irregularly. I'll post it as I write.

Coming soon:

“Transmigrated into a World Where You Can Only Ascend by Kissing”

The bottom died, but the good news is that he was reborn.

The bad news is that his mortal enemy, the top who died alongside him, was reborn too.

The good news is that they still have their cultivation and can fight each other for three hundred rounds.

The bad news is that their powers are sealed inside something called the System, and the condition for getting them back is...

Kisses!

The System said, “You two have transmigrated into a novel about brotherly affection. In this world, where spiritual energy is scarce, the protagonists cultivate every day and night using a unique secret art, eventually ascending to immortality. There's only one way for you to leave...”

“That's right: kiss each other to your hearts' content!”

The two enemies looked at each other, each seeing horror in the other's eyes.

The bottom flew into a rage and swore to the heavens that even if he died, he would never let the top's lips touch him!

The top flew into a rage and swore to the heavens that even if he died, he would never put his lips on the bottom!

With one voice, the two of them declared their refusal, then turned around and walked straight into a little black room.

Before long, the System's panel began chiming: Cultivation +1 +1...

System: “...Hah. What a pair of horny bastards.”

The two enemies kept kissing each other back and forth, scrambling to get ahead, going from furious to passionately furious, terrified the other might get one more kiss in.

But when the day of ascension finally arrived, the bottom discovered in furious despair that the System had been running a damn fanfiction script!

Coming soon:

“The Misadventures of a Straight, Overpowered Hero”

Wen Shi is the top performer in the overpowered-hero department. On his first day back from vacation, the System dumps a “hell-difficulty mission package” on him.

He smiles and takes the script. “Easy. I just have to keep being handsome, right?”

And then...

[Exchange Student in Heaven]

To reclaim the demonic fire stolen by Heaven, Wen Shi swallows his pride and signs a “Wagering Agreement” with the head angel, then infiltrates Heaven's academy.

Agreement 1: The demon exchange student must unconditionally obey all the head angel's orders.

Agreement 2: For his second differentiation, he must choose a non-combat race: incubus.

Agreement 3: The head angel signed this agreement in his personal capacity. If the exchange student reveals his demonic identity during this period, he loses the wager.

The stakes: All of Wen Shi's rights, including but not limited to freedom of movement, control, and use.

Soon, the angels discover a cold, aloof transfer student has arrived at the academy, sparking their cruel curiosity.

They watch his every move from the shadows and obsessively collect everything he has used...

Until they uncover a shocking secret.

The angels surround Wen Shi, their faces wearing pure smiles. “We heard that your contract with the head angel says you'll have to differentiate as an incubus. Let us help you...”

[Monarch and Subject, Father and Son]

Wen Shi is the sickly, unloved ninth prince.

He should be keeping a low profile until the time comes to murder his father and seize the throne.

But the man on the throne has already been replaced, and he sneaks into Wen Shi's side chamber every night to shower him with care.

Then a coup fails, and a cup of poisoned wine is offered to him. After Wen Shi drinks it, his whole body burns. He looks up in a miserable daze and realizes...

Beneath the crown, a pair of shadowed eyes locks onto him. “Good boy, I'll teach you how to kill your father.”

(Not biologically related, fake father-son relationship.)

[Godfather of the Merfolk]

Wen Shi is the ruthless godfather who rules both sides of the law in the underworld.

But no one knows that he is the last deep-sea merman.

He keeps his secret well, until...

One night, his adopted son barges into his study and pulls a dripping-wet scale from a hidden compartment, his eyes burning with curiosity. “Father, what is this?”

His first enemy corners him and tightens the shackles in his hands. “Would you rather have everyone use you, or just me?”

Wen Shi sneers and lashes his tail, splashing water all over the man's face.

His enemy licks the water from his lips, his gaze growing darker. “Got it. You choose me.”

He tries to get his second enemy to use one wolf to swallow the other, but the man merely sniffs the droplet on his fingertip in the shadows and chuckles. “Work together? Sure. As for payment... I'll charge by the tear.”

“After all, merfolk cry pearls, and each one is worth a fortune.”

At this moment, Wen Shi is being pinned against a bathtub filled with water, his silver-blue tail fin swishing uncontrollably against the porcelain.

[Reading Guide]

1. Straight, overpowered-hero bottom x multiple versions of the top

2. Written to suit the author's kinks, with a bottom-focused, universally adored protagonist, vulgar melodrama, and no concern for logic

3. The various versions of the top are exceptionally virtuous; there may be multiple versions in each world

Theme: Stay kind