Too Cute to Be a Villain [Infinite]

Jian Yu is thrown into the horror game Scream Guide, where his mission is to play a villainous NPC and terrify the players. Looking at his utterly unthreatening face, he gets angry: I'm this cute. How am I supposed to be a villain?!

[Wish Machine]

After launching Yuyu-chan, the virtual idol who took the world by storm, the company created a public wish machine modeled after her.

For a “tiny” price, it seems any wish can come true...

Jian Yu lifts his hem, revealing the pink barcode on his lower abdomen.

“Beep beep, thanks for your business~”

The players lose their minds fighting over the wish machine.

And yet, even so, there is a steady stream of people willing to pay any price to make a wish.

After countless wishes have been granted, the customers tap the QR code, which is slightly warm to the touch.

“Hmm, looks like it broke...”

[Saint Laurent Noble Boys' School]

At Saint Laurent Noble Boys' School, hierarchy is truth.

The strong hold power, while the weak are lambs for the slaughter.

And Jian Yu is the most beautiful canary at the side of the one who reigns supreme, trading obedience and beauty for protection.

He does his best to play a convincing villain:

He orders them to do his homework for him, yet lightly steps on their knees with bare feet.

When he insults someone, the corners of his eyes turn red and his voice trembles, making it seem as though he's the one being bullied.

The weak lower their heads, shoulders trembling.

Jian Yu gloats: Look, they're shaking with fear!

Until one late night, he's cornered in an empty classroom. The lamb who is usually so docile grabs his ankle, breath burning hot.

“Sweetheart, weren't you going to eat me? With here, or... here?”

[The Demon King]

Rumor has it that Count Morpheus is possessed by a demon. Seven “priests” arrive to exorcise it, and the Demon King will send the count to hell in seven days.

On the first night, a knock sounds at the door. The priest says, “It's only a lamb.”

On the second night, a shadow sways. The priest says, “It's only the shadow of a tree.”

On the third night, the count waits behind the door and catches the “Demon King” himself.

The so-called Demon King is only a pretty boy with tiny horns and a curled-up tail.

The boy glares fiercely. “Scared yet? I'm here to take you to hell!”

The count wipes the soot from the tip of his nose and chuckles. “Mm. I'm terrified.”

So the count confiscates the demon's little pitchfork, leaving him only a jingling silver chain and a wardrobe full of gorgeous dresses.

[The Dollhouse]

An evil puppeteer rules over a bizarre kingdom of dolls, where everyone is his plaything.

No one knows that the puppeteer has placed his consciousness inside an empathic doll. The doll blends in among the players, delighting in watching them struggle.

Until...

The players pin the doll beneath them and touch it however they please, while the puppeteer sitting on his lavish throne is the one trembling...

[Snow Angel]

Heavy snow seals off the mountain, and the players trapped in a hot spring inn receive a plea for help from a boy.

“My brother abuses me...” He throws himself pitifully into a player's arms.

But just as the indignant player is about to take the boy away, they fall into an endless cycle of death...

Watching the players struggle in vain, Jian Yu smiles faintly and kisses the corner of “his brother's” mouth.

“Let me tell you a secret: we're accomplices~”

[Demoniac Daoist]

In prosperous Chang'an, the strange and uncanny stir beneath the surface.

The Imperial Preceptor's residence hosts a banquet. Beneath its dazzling lights, every guest is an offering meant to witness an auspicious omen.

The players are invited to the feast to help the Imperial Preceptor tame the cat demon, an auspicious creature.

The boy in the cage is breathtakingly beautiful, a golden bell fastened around his neck. When he occasionally opens his eyes, his slit pupils gleam with untamed wildness.

The Imperial Preceptor promises a handsome reward to anyone who can make him obedient.

So the players try every trick in the book...

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[Reader's Guide]

1. An evil, sweet-talking pretty boy bottom x various strange and unusual split versions of the top

2. The split versions of the top are paragons of virtue, the bottom is beloved by all, and the whole world loves the protagonist

3. Questionable tastes, trashy romance rules where logic goes to die

4. The worlds are random! They don't follow the order in the blurb!!

Coming next:

A World Where You Can Only Ascend by Kissing

The bottom dies, but the good news is that he's reborn.

The bad news is that his sworn enemy, the top, who died alongside him, is reborn too.

The good news is that they still have their cultivation and can fight each other for three hundred rounds.

The bad news is that their cultivation is sealed inside something called the System, and the condition for getting it back is...

Kisses!

The System says, “You've transmigrated into a novel about brotherly love. In this world, spiritual energy is scarce, and the protagonists cultivate day and night through a certain secret technique, eventually ascending to immortality. There's only one way for you to leave...”

“That's right: kiss each other to your heart's content!”

The sworn enemies look at each other, both seeing terror in the other's eyes.

The bottom flies into a rage and swears to the heavens that even if he dies, he will never let the top put his lips on him!

The top flies into a rage and swears to the heavens that even if he dies, he will never put his lips on the bottom!

Together, they declare their resolve in one voice, then...

Turn around and walk into the little black room.

Before long, the System's status panel begins displaying a series of cultivation increases: +1, +1...

The System: “...Heh. You two bastards.”

The sworn enemies keep kissing each other, each trying to get in more kisses than the other, going from furious to furiously passionate, terrified that someone else might get one more kiss than they do.

But when the day of ascension finally comes, the bottom realizes in dismay that the System has been using a fanfiction script the whole time!

Coming soon:

The Misfortunes of a Straight-Asexual Dragon-Proud Protagonist

Wen Shi is the top performer in the Dragon-Proud Protagonist Department. On the first day after returning from vacation, he receives a “Hell-Level Mission Bundle” from the System.

He smiles faintly and accepts the script. “Easy. I just have to keep being awesome, right?”

Later...

[Exchange Student in Heaven]

To reclaim the demonic spark stolen by Heaven, Wen Shi swallows his pride and signs a “Wager Contract” with the Chief of the Holy Light, infiltrating Heaven Academy.

Contract Clause 1: The demon exchange student must unconditionally obey all arrangements made by the chief.

Contract Clause 2: When undergoing his second differentiation, he must choose a non-combat species: succubus.

Contract Clause 3: The chief signs this contract in his personal capacity. If the exchange student reveals his demonic identity during this period, the wager is deemed lost.

The stakes: all of Wen Shi's rights, including but not limited to personal freedom, authority over him, and the right to use him.

Before long, the angels discover that a cool and distant transfer student has arrived at the academy, stirring their wicked curiosity.

They secretly watch his every move and obsessively collect everything he's ever used...

Until...

They uncover a shocking secret.

The angels surround Wen Shi, pure smiles on their faces. “We heard your contract with the chief requires you to become a succubus during your second differentiation. Let us help you...”

[Ruler and Subject, Father and Son]

Wen Shi is the sickly ninth prince, neglected by his father.

He should have kept a low profile and bided his time before killing his father and taking the throne.

But unbeknownst to him, the man on the dragon throne has already been replaced by someone else, who sneaks into his side hall every night to lavish him with care.

Until the coup fails and a cup of poisoned wine is held before him. After Wen Shi drinks it, heat surges through his body. He looks up in disarray, only then realizing...

Beneath the imperial crown, a pair of shadowy eyes fix on him. “Good boy, let me teach you how to kill your father.”

(Not biologically related; a faux father-son relationship.)

[Merfolk Godfather]

Wen Shi is the ruthless godfather who rules both the legitimate and criminal worlds of the underground city.

But no one knows that he is actually the last deep-sea merfolk.

He keeps his secret well, until...

His adopted son breaks into his study late at night and lifts a wet scale from a hidden compartment, eyes burning with curiosity. “Father, what is this?”

Sworn Enemy 1 drives him into a corner, tightening the shackles in his hand. “Would you rather be played with by everyone, or just by me?”

Wen Shi sneers and lashes his tail, splashing water across the man's face.

Sworn Enemy 1 licks the water from his lips, his gaze growing darker. “Got it. You choose me.”

He tries to lure Sworn Enemy 2 into using one enemy to defeat another, but the other man only sniffs the water on his fingertips from the shadows and laughs softly. “A partnership? Fine. As for payment... let's settle it in tears.”

“After all, merfolk tears turn into pearls, each worth a fortune.”

At that moment, Wen Shi is pinned against a bathtub filled to the brim with water, his silver-blue tail fin sweeping helplessly across the porcelain.

[Reader's Guide]

1. Straight dragon-proud protagonist bottom x various split versions of the top

2. A product of questionable tastes, bottom-focused, beloved-by-all bottom, vulgar melodrama where logic goes to die

3. The split versions of the top are paragons of virtue; one world may contain multiple split versions

Theme: Kindness is the foundation of character