[Serious Discussion: What should you do if you find out you've been NTR'd?]
Even though I've got a green hat on my head and walked in on them, I still love my wife... I don't think it's my wife's fault. She's so innocent, cute, and beautiful (I'll leave out ten thousand words here). The homewrecker must have been incredibly skilled. Just thinking about it makes me want to curse. Can those wild men without wives stop stealing other people's wives!!!
1L: Honestly, looking at the current Sentinel-Guide ratio, there are barely any living Guides. Just finding a partner means your ancestors must have done some serious good deeds.
2L: Please, people with Guides, stop showing off, okay?
3L: Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard.
4L: I hate seeing posts like this. My wife went missing recently, and I'm already stressed out!
5L: My wife went missing too.
6L: Same here.
7L: Seriously, guys, are you all recruiting? It's not even nighttime, so have you jacked off your brains or something? A bunch of single dogs barking in here.
8L: Heh, just admit you're jealous. You're jealous because I have a wife.
9L: Jealous my ass. I have a wife too, and she's S-rank.
10L: @9L, buddy, your profile says you're an S-rank Sentinel. Did a mental breakdown fry your brain? There aren't any S-rank Guides right now, okay? You have a wife? Still pretending? Maybe you put a cup over your face and think it's your wife kissing you.
11L: Go ahead and fool your buddies, but don't fool yourself.
12L: By the way, how do high-ranking Sentinels usually relieve their needs?
13L: Hasn't the Federation rolled out virtual comfort Guides? You can even customize one to your liking. My baby, my wife!
14L: The only decent thing the Federation has ever done. But the website's been under maintenance forever. This is the third day I haven't seen my wife, Yan Qing... I'm going to kill all those useless idiots in the Federation.
15L: ?
16L: ?
17L: ?
18L: Wait, why is your wife's name Yan Qing too?
19L: Damn! That's a name I spent ages thinking up. He didn't like his old name, and my baby even praised me for coming up with a good one.
20L: My wife has that name too.
21L (OP): @20L My wife's name is the same too, Zhou Yanqing.
22L: ?
23L: ?
24L: Why is even the surname the same?
25L: It kind of feels like our wives are cheating on us... Hahahaha, how did we all choose the same name?! But my settings are really unique, so I'm sure mine won't be like anyone else's. I made my wife have purple hair and purple eyes, and her spirit form is a deep-sea jellyfish, a dreamy shade of purple, super cute. At the time, she was so adorable she made my spirit form get a nosebleed... Me too, obviously.
26L: !
27L: !
28L: Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! (Image: My wife's gorgeous private photo)
29L: Don't panic, let me get this straight. How come your damn wife looks exactly like mine?
30L: Shared wife?
31L: Same here.
32L: ? What's going on?
33L: Don't tell me all our settings are identical.
34L (OP): @31L You. I saw the photos on your profile. You're the homewrecker! My baby was secretly fooling around with you and came home with love bites. You animal, why don't you just die!
35L: My head's a mess. Everyone's wife's settings are exactly the same, so we can count them as one wife... Can our wives visit each other?
36L: What a load of crap. My wife is incredibly well-behaved. She'd never go fool around.
37L: Sometimes when I log in, I really can't find him.
38L: Same. I thought it was a bug.
39L: But aren't they virtual Guides? How can they be so autonomous? And everyone's settings are the same. Why does this feel so wrong?
1086L: Did everyone see? The Federation posted an announcement saying the S-rank virtual Guide has run away.
1087L: Data can run away too?
1088L: This heart-stealing thief had better stay hidden. When I find him, ■■
Note: This is a story written to indulge the author's personal tastes, with a very high proportion of forum-style text.
Theme: Fandom with a level head.
