Who Knew You Could Turn a Straight Guy?

A lovesick top who dotes on his wife but gets treated like a brother 🧊 x an optimistic, hot-tempered, flashy bottom who thinks he's the center of the universe 🐱

Zhen Mi had always been held back by his name. He was a total badass, with an eight-pack, a perfect waist, and sunglasses that made him look like he didn't care about anyone. But the moment he introduced himself, all the intimidation went out the window...

Don't think he didn't see his sworn enemy laughing! Fine, even his underlings were laughing. 🥲

But his name wasn't the problem! He had more important things to do. ✊😾✊

Zhen Mi was a famous "good-society tough guy" around town. He made it his mission to handle problems that couldn't be dealt with out in the open. If someone was being threatened by an ex and couldn't go home, he'd show up with a flying kick. If someone's son refused to support his parents, he'd sort him out with an elbow strike. If some rotten boss withheld his employees' wages and threatened an innocent intern, he'd take him down with a shoulder throw...

Even though he earned less than he spent, he didn't mind. Besides, he had a rich little brother. In short, he could afford the losses, so it wasn't a big deal.

Every day, Zhen Mi would sigh, "Ah! This world really couldn't function without a badass like me." 😼

Maybe he was just too high-profile. Even the heavens couldn't stand it. When he collapsed in a pool of blood, he died before anyone could come save him...

When Zhen Mi woke up again, he was a tiny little thing nestled in the grass. He looked down and, good grief, a mighty arm!

He'd turned into a kitten! 🙀

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He'd come back to life, albeit as a kitty, and Zhen Mi was pretty happy about it.

An extra life out of nowhere? He really was the chosen one!

When he strutted back to check on his little brothers, he found his stone-faced second-in-command clutching his memorial tablet and crying like a dog.

Good heavens, how embarrassing! He hadn't cried like that since he was eight!

Zhen Mi leaped into his brother's arms and curled up in a warm spot...

Ahhh, so comfy!

Bonus scene:

One day, Xiao Qishan worked up the courage to kiss Zhen Mi.

Zhen Mi just grinned, taking it in stride. He even felt like teasing him. "Whoa, bro, you smell amazing!"

Xiao Qishan had been hoping to confess his feelings, but was left in awkward silence by Zhen Mi's reaction.

Zhen Mi patted Xiao Qishan's shoulder in his usual carefree way. "Don't worry! We'll be together for the rest of our lives."

Xiao Qishan thought his patience had finally paid off and could hardly believe his ears. After hesitating for a few seconds, he decided to seize the moment and ask for a label, only to hear Zhen Mi say, "We'll be best bros for the rest of our lives."

Grinning, Zhen Mi draped an arm around Xiao Qishan, who was almost a head taller, and rambled on about nonsense. The two little braids at his collarbone bounced up and down, just as unruly as he was.

Forget it... Xiao Qishan thought. He had plenty of time. Once he made this brat cry out for his parents, he didn't believe he'd still be able to deny him.

After he sent Xiao Qishan off, Zhen Mi covered his face and silently screamed in a corner where no one could see him:

I'm screwed! What do I do if my best bro wants to fuck me? 🙃👊🏻

Theme: A soft heart is a straight man's greatest weakness.