Xuan Suiyu came to this world when he was thirteen, just as he ascended the throne and began governing the realm. Ten years have passed since then.
In that time, the treasury has filled, the military has grown strong, there are no powerful enemies abroad or internal troubles at home, education has flourished, and the economy has developed. The people revere him, calling him "a sage ruler seen once in a thousand years" and honoring him with the title "Emperor Chen."
Even the unruly Western Regions send envoys and Hu dancers to please Emperor Chen.
At the Zichen Banquet, a drunken envoy from the Western Regions, his face flushed, insisted on giving the emperor a Hu dancer. Xuan Suiyu just wanted to get away as quickly as possible, so he had the System randomly pick one for him before hurrying off.
When he returned, he saw a Hu dancer in his bedchamber who was taller than him, with a muscular, powerful build. Without thinking much of it, Xuan Suiyu said as usual, "System, give me his profile."
[Baizhan. Gender: Male. Family...]
"Stop." Xuan Suiyu looked the Hu dancer up and down, his eyes landing on his crotch. "Say that again."
[Baizhan. Gender: Male...]
Xuan Suiyu: "..."
"Your Majesty?" The Hu dancer blinked his watery blue eyes. "Is there something wrong with this concubine?"
His voice was sweet and soft, utterly bewitching. Golden ornaments jingled with every movement.
He was probably about to die. Xuan Suiyu rubbed his forehead.
You mean the Hu dancers sent from the Western Regions have style?
Baizhan's mother was chosen as a Hu dancer to be presented to the Central Plains.
His mother was frail and couldn't endure the journey. To preserve the peaceful, happy life his parents shared, Baizhan stole his mother's registration papers and took her place, disguised as a woman.
The Hu dancers traveled to the capital with different merchant caravans. Baizhan kept up his disguise carefully, and everything went smoothly.
Until he performed a dance at a banquet, and the emperor singled him out to spend the night.
Baizhan: "?"
H-him?
If the emperor discovered he was a man, he was done for!
Emperor Chen was young, but the way he looked at Baizhan was inexplicably intimidating. Baizhan tightened his voice into a squeak. "Your Majesty, is there something wrong with this concubine?"
The emperor said nothing.
The emperor took a sip of tea.
The emperor said bluntly, "Take off your skirt."
Baizhan: "???"
Your Majesty, you mustn't!
Beneath his skirt,
he had style!
Later, on the eve of their first night together, Xuan Suiyu saw Baizhan's style and said coolly, "Give me his style stats."
How could it be so big?
System: "That's highly personal information. I can't provide it unless you try it yourself, Host."
Xuan Suiyu: "?"
System: "According to my calculations, the probability that you will engage in certain activities with him is currently 99.99%. The System will now go offline to give you complete privacy."
"Thank you for contributing to the System's data collection. When I come back online tomorrow, you'll know his style stats."
There's no time to mourn the System going offline. The Hu dancer's style is coming right at us!
Xuan Suiyu: "???"
Baizhan: "Your Majesty..."
#Why does His Majesty's Hu dancer seem kind of strange#
#Mind your own business when it comes to the emperor#
Cool-faced, secretly adorable, clever and capable emperor shou x illiterate, beautiful Hu dancer, cross-dressing, ditzy gong
1v1, both virgins, happy ending
Reader's guide:
1. A world of mass transmigration. The capital has been turned into a sieve by modern-day transmigrators ().
2. The gong is genuinely illiterate and a pretty face with no substance. He has no skills beyond martial arts and dancing.
3. Beautiful gong and beautiful shou, with a big size difference. The gong is a very big guy.
4. Not a work for fans of any particular pairing role or character. The author is busy shipping the couple. No breaking up the pairing, reversing roles, self-inserting, or fan wars. If you do any of those things, you'll also have style when you wake up tomorrow.
Theme: Building a shared community for the Chinese nation
