I Married Five Times and Have Nine Kids, Yet Gojo Still Fell for Me

Blurb One:

Maowuji Shuyan, a world god.

He descended into the world as the sole anchor holding together the worlds of sorcery, breathing techniques, and death gods and detectives. Because his power was too great to control, he had to divide up his excess authority by having children with the [Heaven's Chosen].

Though he has a human form, he was raised as a cat, so he is just as catlike in having few requirements for a partner. They only need to be strong enough, and ensure they can have sufficiently powerful offspring.

Isn't it strange to expect a cat to follow human morality? Besides, a god like him has no scruples to begin with, does he?

Gojo Satoru: "...Is that why you, despite being the strongest person in the world and my fiancee, left the super handsome Mr. Gojo on the sidelines, married three men who stabbed me in the head, stabbed me in the waist, and nearly made me lose an eye, one after another, and raised nine children with them??

"...That's so unfair.

"I want in too!!!"

Blurb Two:

The Gojo family, one of the infamous rotten orange baskets of the sorcery world, has been carefully selecting a fiancee to continue the bloodline of its divine child ever since he turned thirteen. Everyone in the sorcery world knows this.

But only Gojo Satoru knows that his family really did choose his fiancee fifteen years ago. He simply had no interest in her, and spent the next fifteen years stalling and avoiding her. He has never met her, and doesn't even know what she looks like.

The elder often got so mad he would slam the table and shout, "You'll regret this!" But Gojo Satoru didn't think that could ever happen.

He heard that she wasn't waiting for him either. For fifteen years, she had repeatedly married, had children, and been widowed... Devoting herself to bearing gifted heirs with inherited techniques for the Zenin and Kamo families, and even for those with other power systems. What an absurdly spineless, decadent doll she was.

The sorcery world that allowed such a thing to happen was already as rotten as the world polluted by Kamo Noritoshi. But Gojo Satoru never imagined that his dead best friend, Geto Suguru, would one day be brought before him by Kamo Noritoshi himself, who, before being completely erased by a single Hollow Purple, left behind a request that Gojo look after his widow and only son, Yuji.

Huh?? ...You mean that in the year since you died, you found time to get married and have a child too??? So here's the question: did you give birth to this child, or did Kamo Noritoshi?

Furious that his best friend had been manipulated by someone else's technique, body and soul, Gojo Satoru went to confront the other party, determined to use his Six Eyes to see through every last scheme.

...But. ...And yet.

...Maowuji Shuyan.

...Isn't this person my (ore) fiancee!!!!!!

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Gojo Satoru's first impression of Maowuji Shuyan: a breeding doll corrupted by the rotten oranges.

Gojo Satoru's first sight of Maowuji Shuyan: the intoxicating, heady scent of a perfectly ripe fruit.

After Gojo Satoru fights Maowuji Shuyan: ...The rotten oranges actually had pretty good taste. What do I do? I think I'm just a little bit smitten...!?

---Great Teacher Gojo's wife is the best!!!

Please note:

1. The pairing is Maowuji Shuyan × Gojo Satoru. A wicked, ripe, gorgeous cat beauty × a shut-in virgin. Shou-centric sweet romance with a harem of rivals. They both took their engagement lightly when they were young, but the moment they meet, sparks fly and they fall hard.

2. The three (?) former husbands are Toji, Enji, and Kenjaku/Geto Suguru (Kenjaku used Geto Suguru's body to date the cat, but then...?). The children are tentatively Toji's (Megumi), Enji's (Yuichiro and Muichiro), and Kenjaku/Geto Suguru's (Yuji). The number nine is a rumor in the sorcery world. And if anyone is wondering who raised the cat into this state, it was Gin. Click here for Gin as a dad (?)

3. The non-gong and non-shou are not the ones giving birth. The births are through a nonhuman method, but Kenjaku does have a postpartum recovery period (Geto Suguru & Choso: ...)

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