My Whole Family Got Transported into a CEO Romance Novel

After her parents retired, Qin Siduan organized a family trip. But when they got home afterward, she realized something about the world around them had changed.

Qin Siduan: Don't panic. As an online novelist, I've spent years writing and reading novels. I can work this out.

Then she realized that her family seemed to have landed in a world crawling with domineering CEOs.

Her biological father, Qin Zhengyuan, was the seemingly mild-mannered, cultured, and beloved professor from some CEO romance novel. In reality, he was a lawbreaking old creep who falsified research, stole his students' papers, regularly psychologically abused them in private, sexually harassed and coerced them, and was involved with both men and women.

Qin Zhengyuan was so furious he started swearing: "Bullshit! I've taught at Jinghua my whole life and had countless students. I've always been the one helping them write papers and conduct research. I've never done anything like that!"

Her biological mother, Song Yuzhang, was from another CEO romance novel. Though she'd been married for years, she still couldn't forget the white moonlight in her heart. She secretly used their shared marital assets to start a company and made a fortune, but never told her family. She planned to leave it all to the white moonlight she'd lost and found again, and that person's child. She was even the most devoted, unbelievably self-sacrificing simp in the world, ready to offer up her living heart for the white moonlight's child.

Song Yuzhang gaped and stammered: "...Me? You mean me?"

Her biological older brother, Qin Pinduan, was the doctor friend who shows up in every CEO romance novel. Besides being at the CEO's beck and call, he helped his friend perform all sorts of illegal medical procedures. In the end, he fell for a woman the CEO had imprisoned while treating the CEO, only for the CEO to cripple both his hands and get his medical license revoked. He became a notorious disgrace to the medical profession, remembered for his infamy.

Qin Pinduan pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and summed it up in one word: "Insane!"

Her biological younger brother, Qin Xingduan, was the delinquent school bully in a CEO romance set at an elite academy. He made a habit of bullying the poor but stunningly beautiful, strong-willed, and top-performing heroine. In the end, the F4, who initially hated her but eventually fell for her, tricked him into street racing. He went off a cliff and died in the wreck.

Qin Xingduan flew into a rage: "Damn it! What's wrong with this stupid novel? I'm a blond-haired truant who loves playing video games, sure, but I follow the Five Virtues and Four Beauties and keep the Eight Honors and Eight Shames in mind. I'm a socialist successor who just wants to contribute to the nation's esports scene!"

As for herself...

She was the fake heiress who had stolen the real heiress's place in a famous story about the real and fake heiress and a domineering CEO. The real heiress was reborn and kept humiliating her, but she just kept making things worse until she was disfigured and disabled, then died in the jaws of a rabid dog.

Qin Siduan crawled around in a dark mood: "Why? Why did I have to be the one who isn't actually theirs? Believe me, I'll make a scene!"

Theme: Be a good person