But I'm a Total Psycho

In the seventeenth year after I transmigrated into this godforsaken world, I died.

The people who killed me were the daughter of the Left Censor-in-Chief's mistress, my half-sister; the heir to a founding duke, my fiancé; the dazzling Lin Lang, as handsome as Pan An, the man I loved; and the cruel, sinister Crown Prince, a heartless ingrate I had once saved.

I died in the elaborate trap they had set together.

My half-sister said, "Little Sister Zhu, that's what you get for not giving the heir to me. Look, they all love me. They all want you dead."

She laughed with the stock villainess's wicked cackle. Blood poured from every orifice as I cursed the heavens with the foulest words I knew.

Whoever assigned me this cookie-cutter, assembly-line tragic romance plot, I want to be reborn!

I was reborn.

A little too early, though. I was crouching in a cave, tending to the injured Crown Prince.

He coughed up blood and promised me, "Once I escape, I'll find you a good husband."

I was horrified. "I'm only ten! How dare you repay my kindness with treachery!"

In my previous life, he was the one who matched me with the duke's heir. Then my half-sister showed up and began demonstrating her unique skills at household intrigue, stealing the heir and taking Lin Lang. After a string of ridiculous melodramatic twists, she successfully got me killed!

Fortunately, the Crown Prince and I are about the same age, and I look pretty good, too.

I decide to kill the Crown Prince and take his place.

Then I'll slaughter everyone who wronged me, hahaha!

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At ten years old, Xin Yuzhu becomes Crown Prince. The duke's heir and the young master Lin become her study companions.

She is mercurial, innocent, and cruel, and when she goes mad, she even kills her closest companions.

Yet there is always one woman who can counter every move she makes and keep her occupied for a long time.

When she comes of age and chooses her consorts, Xin Yuzhu stands atop a tall pavilion, gazing down at the beautiful daughter of the Left Censor-in-Chief. She says ominously,

"I fell in love with her at first sight. I want her for my wife."

This time, she should finally be mine.

On their wedding night, Xin Yuzhu uses a knife to part the bride's robes, only to find a bare, flat chest.

Wait, isn't my half-sister supposed to be a man?

And what's with that blushing, lovestruck look? Is it supposed to be charming?

This may be an unconventional power fantasy set in a time of chaos. It focuses on the characters' growth and the struggle for power, with a plot-heavy storyline.

The "half-sister" has another identity. In both lives, she has no romantic storyline with the male supporting characters. She and the heroine are enemies.

Some male supporting characters may have romantic storylines with the heroine for a while. The final pairing will be decided later.

2026.07.31

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