My Crush Is Teaching Me How to Pursue Him

(My next book is Love Is Fast Asleep. Please add it to your collection!)

On the first day of his sophomore year, Lin Yushu finally worked up the courage to send his crush a file called Love Letter.docx.

But the other person promptly sent it back with a chilly reply: “The format is wrong. Rewrite it.”

One attempt at making a move, and he’d become shy for life. Lin Yushu went to the bar to drown his sorrows. His friends all urged him to stop while he could...

Ding! His phone rang.

Crush: Busy?

Crush: I fixed it for you. Love Letter (1).docx

Lin Yushu: O.O!!!

*

There had been a small twist, but the love letter had finally been sent. Lin Yushu felt he was one step closer to his crush.

The department was organizing a weekend camping trip, so he asked his crush if he was going.

Crush: Yeah. I heard there’ll be a meteor shower tonight. We can go to the mountaintop and make a wish.

Lin Yushu: Why would we leave the group? We’ll get in trouble.

Crush: ...That’s called a date.

Lin Yushu: Oh, right!

It started raining during the sports meet, so Lin Yushu brought his crush an umbrella.

Crush: It’s not raining hard. Let’s share one.

Lin Yushu: I have an umbrella. Why squeeze together? Won’t it get hot?

Crush: ...That’s called warming up the relationship.

Lin Yushu: Oh, right!

As autumn turned to winter, Lin Yushu bought his crush milk tea.

Crush: Is yours good?

Lin Yushu: It’s great! Do you want some, too? Why didn’t you order the same thing as me?

Crush: ...

This time, without his crush prompting him, it took Lin Yushu half an hour to figure it out.

He quickly held the milk tea up to his crush’s mouth and blurted, “Oh, I know! It’s called an indirect kiss!”

His crush ignored the milk tea and kissed the corner of Lin Yushu’s mouth instead. “That’s called a kiss. Got it?”

*

With his crush’s hands-on instruction, they did everything they were supposed to do, and were now doing the things they weren’t supposed to do, too.

At the final step, Lin Yushu called for a halt. His face flushed as he asked, “Qin Yixi, have I graduated?”

Qin Yixi had barely nodded when Lin Yushu pulled up his pants, his gaze resolute. “Then I’m going to start pursuing you!”

Qin Yixi sat at the head of the bed, utterly bewildered: ?.

Gentle schemer top x sweet, oblivious bottom

Love Is Fast Asleep

Su Yuzhi had always had things go his way. He’d never had to suffer a harsh lesson, and had always held unrealistic fantasies about love.

Unfortunately, he had no luck in love. Every time he took an interest in someone, it turned out to be a disaster.

For example, he fell for a handsome, talented chef with extraordinary culinary skills.

But his childhood friend told him the chef smoked so much behind the kitchen that the cigarette butts piled up like a hill.

Su Yuzhi: How could he be like that!

Childhood friend: We apprentices are pretty troubled by it, cough, cough...

Su Yuzhi: Why are you coughing so badly? Quit learning from him and come with me to the hospital!

Another time, he fell for a handsome, charismatic tattoo artist with a mysterious air.

But his childhood friend told him the tattoo artist was dating eight people at once.

Su Yuzhi: How could he be like that! But why did you get my name tattooed on your wrist?

Childhood friend: I’m learning how to do this. Your name is simple and easy to write, so I used it to practice... Is that okay?

Su Yuzhi: Oh, sure, sure.

Then he fell for a strong, muscular boxer with a wild streak.

But his childhood friend told him the boxer fought dirty in the ring.

Su Yuzhi: How could he be like that! Did he give you all those injuries?

Childhood friend: I wasn’t good enough. I’m sorry, I’m too weak...

Su Yuzhi: I’m buying his gym tomorrow!

*

Though the romances he longed for always came to nothing, they helped Su Yuzhi see people for who they were and broaden his horizons.

Su Yuzhi was very grateful to his childhood friend, and asked if he had anyone to recommend.

Childhood friend: He’s 190 centimeters tall, has a master’s from a prestigious university, is handsome and distinctive, knows his way around the kitchen and is good at making art, and has a background in combat sports. He’s got looks, taste, and good values. You two should get along.

Su Yuzhi: Wow, that’s exactly my type! Who is he?

Childhood friend: Me.

Su Yuzhi: ?

Wu Xuanci had been in love with Su Yuzhi for a long time.

He just could never confess fast enough to keep up with how quickly Su Yuzhi changed his type.

So Wu Xuanci learned a little of everything, to the point where he could come first in any field. Then Su Yuzhi said none of that mattered as much as knowing how to make someone feel good in bed.

Wu Xuanci: ^_^

What a coincidence. He was finally in his element.

Scheming green-tea top x naive young master bottom

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