There Will Always Be One More Marriage Certificate Than Divorce Certificate

This idea came from an earlier Assassin's Creed brainworm. I wanted to play with the trope of the eight Li family members and the joke that there is always one more marriage certificate than divorce certificates, so here it is. Still 43, still tons of OOC and headcanons, and there's a Batfamily-as-burger bit, so please beware.

I haven't figured out the blurb yet. I'll revise it when I officially start posting.

This is the eighth year Tim and Damian have been married, and the eighth time they've fought about getting divorced.

Everyone went from panicking at first to taking it all in stride. Jason even started a betting pool:

They could bet on how long after the divorce the two of them would wait before getting another marriage certificate.

"Couldn't they just skip this time-consuming, exhausting step in the middle?"

Stephanie didn't get it.

"Maybe it's their thing."

Dick said something astonishing with a completely serious expression.

Theme: Always believe in love and family.