A Regular-Quality Tsunayoshi Investigates in a Tabletop RPG

(Please check the content warnings at the end of the blurb and make sure you’re okay with them before reading.) Also known as: The Godfather Is Selling Houses Online The world’s leading conglomerate, the Vongola Group, has launched a full-dive game called The Godfather, where dice decide your fate. The first person to achieve the ending “Godfather” will inherit the entire Vongola Group and become rich overnight. The world was in an uproar, and everyone rushed to join in. At his boss’s urging, real estate agent ██ Tsuna created a character who was pretty much just like him, planning to coast through the game. He’d never thought of himself as lucky. Tsuna couldn’t remember his surname or his past. After his boss took him in, he’d drifted through life until now. At twenty-seven, an ordinary man, he set off on his journey to become the Godfather. Except... His mature guide, Mr. R, was always teasing him; the local tough, Mr. Hibari, kept hitting him with his tonfas; his new friend, a college athlete, had a hearty laugh but occasionally got handsy; his friend who worked at the convenience store seemed like a completely different person as soon as he entered the game; the frail-looking man he’d rescued on the street kept an arm around his waist, and that arm was surprisingly strong; And then there were the guy who looked like he came from money, the guy who looked like bad news, the trendy engineering student, the online acquaintance who lied as soon as he opened his mouth... “...Tsuna, you were born to be adored by everyone. There’s no one who doesn’t love you. Some admire you, some worship you, some want to drag you into the abyss, and some want to keep you forever out of reach... But they’ll all be willing to prostrate themselves at your feet, because you are the Godfather of fate.” 【Ciaosu, ██-Tsuna】 Player information: ██ Tsuna Player age: 27 Free points: 0 Special skill: To be acquired Player identity: Namimori Middle School student Detailed settings: [Expand] 【Error alert! Age setting conflicts with identity!】 【Ciao, ████】 Player information: You have lost your name Player age: You have forgotten your age Free points: You have abandoned your freedom Special skill: You have cleared your skills Player identity: You have no identity Detailed settings: [You have deleted everything] 【Reader’s Guide】 1. Pairings: (R/18/69/59/80/L/48/100/+1/X/S/B/F...) → 27, no secondary pairings 2. Female characters are written as friends or family, not romantic interests. 3. I’m not a strict shipper with strong purity rules. If you’re the kind of reader who can’t deal with the author’s own preferences, please don’t read. I’ll just warn you off myself, okay? I’m an omnivore! I’m an omnivore! I’m an omnivore! Important things must be said three times! 4. It’s sort of like a tabletop role-playing game, but I haven’t played in ages, so that’s all I can say. I’m mainly borrowing the character creation and dice-check mechanics. It’s not a proper tabletop campaign, just my take on CoC. The other settings are unrelated. 5. Important!!! This was written in a late-night burst of enthusiasm and often gets a bit intense! It’s the product of my lower half!! No character bashing or angst! If you’re sensitive about character bashing, be careful!! This is a collection of my kinks!! A short-to-medium-length story. OOC warning. If you don’t like it, just leave. 6. I really will follow the dice rolls, but fate is in my hands. This seriously breaks the rules of tabletop gaming, but since I’m writing a story, I have to keep the cast under control. Theme: Your fate is in your own hands