The Toddler Godfather's Guide to Winning at Dad

(The main story is complete and ready to binge; bonus chapters are ongoing.) Also known as: “Why Do I, a Savior of the World, Still Have to Grow Up on Handouts from Everyone?” and “The Vongola Cupid Plan” The Tenth Vongola Boss, a legendary savior who rescued the world from peril at the age of fourteen. Two years later, he became a dignified three-year-old toddler. According to Mr. R, who asked not to be named: “Even if my student turns three, he still has to get the best seat in kindergarten.” #Breaking! Rising young star spotted with a child on set, suspected secret baby! A Cupid from another world has arrived, and acclaimed actor Natori is finally getting to enjoy the perks of fatherhood as he and Natsume move in together. “Mr. Natori, I have no intention of becoming a child star!” Even shrunk by a youkai, Natsume’s angry protests sound like he’s pouting. “Mama, ” “Still, Tsuna, you can’t call a cat ‘Mama’!” Today, Natori is once again just part of the household scenery. #Headline! Is a child in Yokohama the posthumous son of a traitor?! The famous gravity manipulator says, “...This child really isn’t a posthumous son!” His former seven-year partner, now a member of the Armed Detective Agency and a certain bandage-wearing weirdo, adds, “That’s right. This is simply the child our fates, ” A supernatural ability users’ parenting showdown, dictated by fate?! With explosive rock music playing, Yokohama remains as peaceful as ever today. #Youthful angst! If high school boys can’t raise a kid, then bring in the grown-ups! Even with his Six Eyes wide open, Gojo at Jujutsu High couldn’t decipher what the little one was made of. His strongest friend, Geto, became a dad (or mom) ten years ahead of schedule. No time to mourn the strongest high school duo. Coming up next is a rocket launcher from ten years in the future, fired by today’s most devoted son, 2.7. What does absolute strength give birth to? Loneliness. And what teaches you to love? A friendship-powered punch to the face from a fully grown godfather. On this, General Mac〇Arthur, a five-star general, once remarked: “If God made me an enemy of the Vongola, I’d pray to face the godfather as a middle schooler. Because that three-year-old has the entire Vongola behind him, plus several dads from other worlds.” Reading Guide: 1. Crossover order: Natsume’s Book of Friends × school life (complete) → Bungo Stray Dogs (complete) → Jujutsu Kaisen (complete) 2. Couples: Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Tsuna-centric, with 6927 in the bonus chapters. Natsume’s Book of Friends: Natori/Natsume. Bungo Stray Dogs: Dazai/Chuuya and Akutagawa/Atsushi, with Poe/Ranpo as platonic food. Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo/Geto. No other pairings unless mentioned. 3. A warm, funny story about raising kids. Moral: No matter what form you take, your desire to protect others will never change.