
The Toddler Godfather's Guide to Winning at Dad
幼崽教父的拼爹指南
by Sleep Through Another Winter (再睡一冬)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 628k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 21d ago
- English
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Synopsis
Also known as: How Am I Still Having to Live Off Other People When I'm Already the Savior of the World? and The Vongola-Style Cupid Plan
The Tenth Vongola Boss, a legendary savior who rescued the world from disaster at the age of fourteen.
Two years later, he became a perfectly ordinary three-year-old toddler.
According to Mr. R, who preferred not to give his full name: "A student of mine must get the best seat in kindergarten, even if he's turned into a three-year-old."
#Explosive News! Rising Star Spotted Caring for a Child on Set, Suspected Secret Child!
A Cupid has dropped in from another world, and famous actor Natori has finally found himself elevated by fatherhood. He's now living an absolutely wonderful life with Natsume.
"Mr. Natori, I don't want to make my debut as a child star!" Natsume, who'd also been turned into a child by a yokai, sounded like he was throwing a tantrum, but it came off as adorable.
"Mama!"
"Okay, but Tsuna, please don't hug a cat and call it Mommy!"
Once again, Natori is just part of the scenery at home today.
#Headline! Port City's Mysterious Child Turns Out to Be the Posthumous Child of a Traitor?!
The famous gravity manipulator declared, "...This child really isn't anyone's posthumous child!"
His partner of seven years, now a member of the Armed Detective Agency and a certain bandage-wearing weirdo, added, "That's right. This is just the child fate has given us, "
A showdown of ability users raising children, all thanks to fate?!
With explosive rock music playing in the background, Yokohama remains peaceful as ever today.
#Youthful Angst! If High Schoolers Can't Raise a Kid, Send in the 10+!
Gojo from Jujutsu High stared wide-eyed with his Six Eyes, yet still couldn't figure out what this toddler was made of. His strongest friend, Suguru Geto, became a parent ten years ahead of schedule.
There wasn't even a moment to mourn the strongest high school duo before the popular filial son 2.7 arrived, firing a Ten-Year Bazooka.
What gives birth to an absolute powerhouse? The loneliness that comes with it. And what teaches you to love?
A friendship-powered punch from the fully-fledged Godfather.
Five-star General MacArthur once had this to say:
"If God made me an enemy of the Vongola, I'd pray I was facing the Godfather as a middle schooler. Because if he's three, standing behind him are not only the entire Vongola, but also a bunch of dads from other worlds."
[Reading Guide]
1. Crossover world order: Natsume's Book of Friends x School Setting (complete) -> Bungo Stray Dogs (complete) -> Jujutsu Kaisen (complete)
2. Pairings: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!: Tsuna-centric, with a 6927 extra / Natsume's Book of Friends: Natori x Natsume / Bungo Stray Dogs: Dazai x Chuuya, Oda x Ango, Poe and Ranpo as platonic partners / Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo x Geto. Any pairing not mentioned is not included.
3. A warm, funny child-rearing story.
Theme: No matter what form we take, our desire to protect others will never change.
Tags
- ThemeEastern Fanfiction
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- JJWXCSigned
- AccessPaid (VIP)
- Anime Crossover
- Bungo Stray Dogs
- Cute
- Jujutsu Kaisen
- Lighthearted
- Tutor
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I'm laughing so hard I'm going to become an idiot.
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Although it's not obvious from the outside, our 27th is the leader!
A domineering CEO at 27 and a naive girl at 69... Isn't that impossible?
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