Yu Jiangshan is a fox spirit who has lived for over ten thousand years. She lives deep in the mountains and has waited through one century after another, searching for the lover she once lost.
Then one day, while Yu Jiangshan is catching a bird to eat deep in the mountains, she suddenly senses something. Overjoyed, she carries the bird in her mouth and trots out of the mountains, two Crispy Corners bobbing on her head. She arrives at the convenience store where Song Hemian works, politely knocks, and walks inside. "Hello. Are you my lover?"
"???"
Song Hemian is confused. Song Hemian doesn't understand.
"Miss, you look like you're cosplaying Daji, but you've got the wrong person."
"? What is 'cosplay'?"
The fox's two little Crispy Corners don't seem to understand.
"...Cosplay."
"What's 'cosplay'? Can't I be Yu Jiangshan?"
"..."
Song Hemian falls silent.
From then on, Song Hemian has a little tagalong who won't leave him alone.
When Song Hemian goes to work, Yu Jiangshan trots along.
When Song Hemian gets off work, Yu Jiangshan trots along.
When Song Hemian goes to the bathroom
Yu Jiangshan tries to tag along, but Song Hemian stops her.
"You don't need to come with me to the bathroom. It's stinky."
The fox doesn't know what "going to the bathroom" means, but she understands "stinky."
Her lover has turned into a stinky baby!
Then one day, Yu Jiangshan asks him for a kiss, but he refuses.
Song Hemian says, "Kissing is something couples do. We're not a couple."
Yu Jiangshan tilts her head. "But you were my lover in your previous life."
Song Hemian: "Don't bring past-life grudges into this life. I'm not your lover now."
Yu Jiangshan is unconvinced. In a fit of pique, she packs her bundle, puts her two Crispy Corners on her head, and runs away from home.
One moment, she's stepping out the door. The next, something heavy is tugging on her pant leg. She looks down to see Song Hemian clinging to her leg and saying, "I was just saying that. I just wanted you to comfort me. How could you actually leave..."
"Waaah... Honey, I'm sorry. I'll never be stubborn again."
Theme: A model Chinese youth.
