My Childhood Friend Is a Crybaby

[Updates whenever I feel like it]

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My childhood friend was the son of a great landowner. His father owned vast stretches of land on the Apennine Peninsula, had both power and wealth, and doted on his son, spoiling him into the most pampered young master in the world.

My mother was a servant on his estate, responsible for pruning and tending the flowers and plants. When I was seven, on my way to find my mother, I met my childhood friend. We chatted three times, and then he cried and threw a fit, demanding that I become his maid.

I beat him up, and was forced to become his maid for assaulting someone with malicious intent.

Damn the landowning class.

There was nothing I could do. I became his personal maid, grumbling all the while. I slept in his bed, ate his food, and took all his things, hoping he'd get sick of me and kick me out.

"Camilla, Camilla," he called from a distance. "Come try on this new dress! And this necklace, this bracelet, these earrings!"

Damn it, why wasn't this guy sick of me yet?

Did he have no life of his own, clinging to me every day?

Thinking that made me so mad I beat him up again.

With tears in his eyes, he wiped his face on me. "Did I do something to make you angry today?"

"No, no," I said through gritted teeth. "I'm not angry. Heh. If I get angry, I'll run away."

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At fourteen, I finally couldn't take it anymore and ran away.

Well, actually, a space-time passage appeared, and I realized I could return to the twenty-first century.

Wonderful! No more being a serf! Wonderful! No more being woken up every day when I wanted to sleep in! Wonderful! I could enjoy a happy, high-tech life again!

I stepped through and crossed the fractured space-time!

Only after I landed did I realize that the twenty-first century seemed to have been bombed by missiles while I was gone.

Otherwise, why did it look so backward???

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OK. FINE. Turns out I only traveled through space, not time. This was the island of Sicily, in what would later be Palermo.

My sudden appearance startled everyone around me.

Once they recovered, they invited me to join their organization, the Vongola Family.

What else could I say? I went straight for the load-new-game button!

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1v1, violent maid vs. pampered young master, pairing with Lambo, but Camilla is adored by everyone and a total heartthrob.

I'm too lazy to list content warnings.

Anyway, I wrote this for my own enjoyment.

If you like it, read it. If not, take the next door on the left. We're not meant to meet. Goodbye!

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