A wooden beauty who can't grasp romance x A gentle, lovesick senior brother
Shen Yizhen asked Shen Fengyu, "Senior Brother, how do I make one... no, a group of men fall in love with me?"
Shen Fengyu was silent for a long moment. Laughter colored his low, tender voice. "Junior Sister, you're asking me that while wearing that face?"
Shen Yizhen was a young adult of the twenty-first century. She worked so much overtime that she died of exhaustion and transmigrated into a book. The original Shen Qiaoqiao was the heroine of an explicit novel she'd read.
She swore that in this life, she would be a top-grade salted fish who could just lie flat!
But when the original body's owner turned twenty, that accursed System suddenly came online. It told Shen Yizhen she had to sleep with the first disciples of three sects before she could return to her original world.
Three?! She'd been single since birth. How could she possibly do that?
So Shen Yizhen crossed her legs, leaned back on a soft chaise longue, and popped a grape into her mouth. "Why do I need to return to my original world?"
The System replied coldly: If you don't complete the mission, you will be forced to follow the original story.
Shen Yizhen spat out the grape and hugged her weak, pitiful, helpless self in fright.
The flirtatious original had had unspeakable relations with the Sword Sect cultivator who cultivated the Unfeeling Dao, the Buddhist cultivator from Great Golden Light Temple, the musician from the Hall of Gentlemen, the demon cultivator from Soul-Transference Palace... and others. It was a story that tormented both body and heart.
She'd enjoyed reading it at the time, but being the one in the story was terrifying!
Shen Yizhen gritted her teeth. "Enough. I'll do it." Three painful experiences by choice were better than a lifetime of suffering.
Pressured by the System, Shen Yizhen was forced to ask Shen Fengyu for help.
Shen Fengyu was the first disciple of the Hehuan Sect, and the senior brother who had raised the original Shen Qiaoqiao.
He was one of the few male characters who hadn't slept with Shen Qiaoqiao.
The original novel described him this way: His crimson robes were captivating, like a jade mountain about to topple, with a precious jewel by his side.
Though he came from the Hehuan Sect, he had the elegance of an immortal and the bearing of a gentleman, making female cultivators yearn for him.
"Senior Brother, could you teach me how to practice the Hehuan Sect's cultivation method?" she asked.
Shen Fengyu lowered his eyes, thought for a moment, then slowly nodded.
Her senior brother was so diligent that more and more handsome, talented men began offering Shen Yizhen their beds.
Shen Yizhen, who just wanted to finish her mission as soon as possible, was overwhelmed. "People who have a good life but insist on serious relationships are fools."
A hard-to-read gloom settled over Shen Fengyu's clear, radiant face. "Don't you have a heart?"
Wasn't that a line straight from the Hehuan Sect's handbook?
Taking it as a hint, Shen Yizhen immediately pretended to weep like the tragic beauty Xi Shi. Her jade-like face was on the verge of tears. "I entrusted my heart to you long ago. Why ask such a foolish question now?"
Her senior brother's expression grew even worse.
What was wrong? Hadn't she quoted it correctly?!
Until later.
Her senior brother's breath, tinged with wine, clung to her neck, and his damp lips brushed her collar.
His voice, clear as jade, choked with humble anguish. "How am I not as good as them? Why won't you look at me?"
Shen Yizhen froze.
What should she do? She wasn't ready to lose a wonderful senior brother who did the laundry, cooked, served tea, obeyed her every whim, and kept her warm in winter and cool in summer!
But Shen Fengyu smiled.
The face that had once been as bright and clear as the moon was now stained with blood, mad as a ghost.
He gripped her wrist and lovingly, carefully caressed her cheek. "It's all right, Junior Sister. Since you won't give up your flirtatious ways, I will never let you leave my side, in this life or any other."
Reading Guide:
1. The leads are each other's first love, and the story is one-on-one throughout.
2. This is my version of the Hehuan Sect.
3. The senior brother gets tormented in a lighthearted, fun way. Read without worry.
Blurb edited on August 7, 2026
Theme: Brave office workers need not fear hardship. Work hard and find yourself again!
Wow [make me kangkang] now. . Hey hey hey hey, the speed is so fast, and the male protagonist, you are really in love, not bad, not bad, the man just wants to let our heroine play with him [Like] [Like]
🥺Xiaoji is indeed a senior brother
Fo Lian = Yizhen ≠ Quietly?
Teacher, come on, come on, come on
The heroine!! Drive quickly!!! Hang up?!!
Why did you reveal your real name? . . . Real names have special meaning. . . .
Wow, I got into the trap and found out it's a little baby. Please update it soon 🙏
Hey hey hey, updated!!!
Yo yo yo is so exciting, urge me to update [make me healthy]
Has the author been harmed by Hanzi Tea before? . . Feeling distressed. . . But we sword cultivators only have swords in our minds! Otherwise, you are not a qualified swordsman!