My Golden Finger Is a Husband Gift [Cultivation]

[The blurb will be revised before the story begins. Some details may change.]

[From universally disliked to universally adored: a scummy, submissive bottom who thinks he's a perfect example of manly virtue]

Song Nongzhi is handsome and has three dormant golden fingers.

He knew from an early age that he was the overpowered protagonist of a novel, surrounded by admirers. After his engagement is broken off, he would go through a period of hardship before reaching the peak of his life.

On his nineteenth birthday, a System that was years late finally arrived.

To Song Nongzhi, who refused to believe that a poor young man was doomed to failure, the System said:

[Here's a tip: when you're in danger, shout, "Just wait until my husband gets here, then you're all finished."]

Song Nongzhi: ???

The plot of the novel Song Nongzhi is in doesn't quite match what he imagined.

He does indeed reach the peak of his life after a period of hardship.

It's just that these hardships involve being **, xx, and censored... and what they call the peak is being doted on by his husband.

After learning that in the future he'll be locked up and censored by several deranged men who've turned evil

Song Nongzhi: ?! Impossible. I have underlings to collect the character guide and protect me.

System: [...The full name of this golden finger is actually the Husband Collection Guide.]

Song Nongzhi: (stunned) Then what about my mind-control golden finger?

System: [Your hypnotic golden finger can currently only modify other people's common sense. For example, if you open the door now, the first handsome stranger you meet will think the proper way to greet you is with a kiss, and the proper way to apologize is censored.]

Song Nongzhi: (questioning his life) What about the livestream golden finger that streams my daily bking routine?

System: [You don't have enough points to check the comments yet. Once your level is higher, viewers in your livestream will be able to spend 500,000 coins to redeem your private services~]

Song Nongzhi: (on the verge of tears) Surely the friends I attracted with my charisma are real!

System: [(hesitates) They may be looking at you a little strangely?]

A cultivation-world overpowered protagonist bottom, light comedy, and a universally adored level-up story.

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