Breakup Expert, Leave Me a Good Review, Will You?

Introduction:

Have you ever heard of someone developing marriage-related PTSD from handling divorce cases?

That's me. I've realized I can no longer work as a divorce lawyer.

As the ancients said: Rather than merely stopping the water from boiling, remove the firewood from beneath the pot.

I've decided to change careers and become a breakup specialist.

I'll make meaningless marriages disappear before they can take shape!

The shop opens, and clients pour in.

"Boss, you don't want to go on a blind date? No problem! Place an order, and I'll create a custom plan to make sure your blind date ends in disaster!"

"Boss, you're asking what happens if it doesn't go wrong? That's not going to happen!"

"Boss, since we've broken up, how about leaving me a good review?"

Then, after I sabotaged a certain man's blind date for the third time, he made his move.

"Let's exchange contact info. I want to place an order: to date you."

Theme: Love should be open and honest