Don't Mess Around with Competitive-Grade White Guys

If you've ever seen a white American college student wearing understated Louis Vuitton, with fair skin, light hair, a handsome face, a tall and elegant build, custom perfume, a Burberry belt, and an old-money smile...

Congratulations, you've run into an S-tier white boy.

When Song Miao and Joshua first got together, Joshua made things perfectly clear in a voice so gentle and polite that it was impossible to argue with him:

"Honey, I've really enjoyed spending time with you, but I can't make any promises. And for various reasons and circumstances beyond our control, we can't make our relationship public. I hope you understand."

Song Miao heard that and immediately relaxed.

A London accent, all airs and graces, proper on the surface, but behind closed doors, up for any kind of fun. People like him, constrained by their family and society, care most about appearances. Even if you openly take him for all he's worth, when it's over, he'll shake your hand and say goodbye with dignity, politely adding, "I will miss you."

Song Miao took his money with a clear conscience. He spent Joshua's money, lived in Joshua's Philadelphia apartment with its temperature-controlled pool, and wore an apron to be the perfect roommate. He took care of everything, from meals to getting around, and was both Joshua's emotional support and the one who took care of his physical needs. Even when Joshua danced the opening number at a ball with a blonde, blue-eyed date, Song Miao would obediently leave early and go home to marinate the meat patties for breakfast the next morning.

They understood each other perfectly. Song Miao was very satisfied.

And being satisfied made him complacent. Complacency made him let his guard down.

Until one day, Joshua saw the messages Song Miao was exchanging with someone else, flirting.

So Song Miao had the rare privilege of seeing this blond, handsome young man, who was always elegant and polite, meticulous in word and deed, and never showed his emotions, first smash every porcelain dish and champagne glass in the house. Then, as if presiding over a court hearing, he grilled Song Miao in a proper London accent and pointed at him, shouting:

"Are you serious? You're spending my trust fund, sleeping on my Hästens mattress every night, and you think you're serious? You actually did this to me! You're fucking insane, you lunatic!"

Over the next three hours, Song Miao's expression shifted from calm and soothing, to pitiful, to expressionless.

Only then did he realize that this old-money guy might not be as easy to handle as he'd thought.

A fake gentleman who is elegant and prone to losing it, a rich, spoiled man-child top & a promiscuous, refined, self-serving scumbag bottom

[!!Important Content Warnings!!]

Maximum melodrama warning! I just want to see two awful people fall in love!

Neither the top nor the bottom is sexually inexperienced, and both have terrible personalities. They'll hit each other! Together, they're like a whole season of "Asshole TV"!

The top is a typical rich, spoiled man-child. Later, he becomes lovesick and gets into self-gaslighting. His father is an old-money member of the British House of Lords, and his mother is the daughter of an American mining tycoon. His parents are currently divorcing. He's a fake gentleman who occasionally makes racist comments to be disgusting. At first, he's attracted to the bottom purely because of his looks. Later, he's always either throwing a tantrum or about to.

The bottom is the illegitimate son of a Hong Kong real estate tycoon. He grew up in a harsh environment and became selfish. When it comes to the top, he's dazzled by money. He acts like a meek, understanding sweetheart to his face, but behind his back he's always keeping an eye out for something better, scheming and making money. He's the worst of the worst, with a whole set of twisted logic that nearly gives the top a brain hemorrhage.

If you meet these two kinds of assholes in real life, run! Don't let them wear you down!

Theme: Love teaches selfish people to care for others.