What Is It Now, My Human Husband?

[Possessive, Unhinged Man x Adorably Grumpy Airhead]

They say whoever falls in love first is doomed to lose everything.

But what if one of them has no heart?

Then the one who does will lose everything.

1.

Lu Qingye is a strange beast, born without a heart.

To get the heart she wants, she takes on the appearance of a dead woman and becomes Duan Luosheng's wife.

She knows humans have a strong desire to reproduce, and doesn't mind having a child with this man.

To reproduce, she actively helps her husband, even sticking her butt up for him, but all she gets in return is his cold rejection:

"Get away from me. I can't stomach just anything."

2.

The strange beast doesn't understand the commitments marriage places on a couple. She only knows to get close to whoever treats her well, but every time she spends time with another man, her husband seems furious.

Starting that very day, her handsome husband begins seeking intimacy with her more and more often.

It wears her out and even leaves her with a psychological shadow. That is, until she tries it with other human men and discovers it can actually feel good.

A boy who has a crush on her agrees to give her his heart, so Lu Qingye changes targets and moves out of her husband's villa.

During a rut, she knocks on the boy's door in a daze. Afterward, she opens her eyes to find that the person who spent the night with her was the husband she'd abandoned.

The room is covered in blood, and the boy watches the whole thing in terror.

Propping his head on one hand, her husband slips a burning hand under her hem. "Want to do it again in front of him?"

He still smiles tenderly. "Did I ever say I agreed to the divorce?"

3.

Lu Qingye finally gets the heart she wanted and looks down like a victor at the man covered in blood.

Before leaving, she finds a note he left for her. The heart she just received suddenly starts pounding.

[Do you like it? My heart.]

[Can you feel it pressed tight against your chest, beating against your flesh?]

[Just like when we were doing it.]

[You must be happy to have gotten my heart, right?]

[So am I.]

[Because now I finally have your body all to myself.]

[You can never escape me again.]

Highlights:

1. Married first, fall in love later (?) The heroine is a grumpy, adorable airhead with the instincts of an animal. She has no emotions, empathy, shame, or morals, and isn't very bright. She only likes fighting and good food.

2. The hero is somewhat cruel and treats the heroine like his possession. He's actually fallen in love with her long ago, but doesn't understand it.

3. The heroine has had other partners, while the hero is inexperienced. Given her animal instincts, it's hard for her to be close only to the hero. I haven't decided how many partners yet.

4. Since the heroine isn't very bright, the mystery plot will be simple and shallow. The overall tone should be pretty lighthearted.

[Synopsis revised on August 7, 2026]

Next novel: What Should I Do About My Husband Always Cursing Me?

Amnesia trope | Folk customs and light mystery | Gloomy vibes | Love triangle

[Flirtatious, sweet-on-the-surface but secretly calculating woman x Refined, mysterious, gloomy man]

[One sinister, unhinged ghost, and one innocent, cruel, yandere boy]

1.

On her way to get a divorce, Lin Sijiu gets into a car accident and loses her memory.

A strange man standing by her bed shows her their marriage certificate and says his name is Qin Shiyue, her newlywed husband.

Lin Sijiu takes in his striking looks and broad shoulders, narrow waist, and is very pleased with her taste. That night, she shares a bed with him like a newlywed wife.

But the man's expression is icy. "Aren't you going to see your dear lover tonight?"

Her handsome husband doesn't seem to want to touch her, and goes to the room next door instead.

Lin Sijiu asks him why, and gets an even more resentful look in return. "Have you forgotten? I'm impotent."

Lin Sijiu can't figure out why she married an impotent man. No wonder she found herself a lover.

In her dream that night, her impotent husband is fierce and rough.

When she wakes, Lin Sijiu is flushed all over, unable to forget the silver tassel earring shaped like a bull's horn, swinging from his left ear.

2.

Lin Sijiu finds that strange things keep happening around her.

There seem to be bugs in her eyes, parts of her body split apart on their own, and while eating, she even pulls a strange, pitch-black bamboo stalk out of her throat with her own hands.

Her husband keeps reassuring her that it's all in her head and takes her to a psychiatric hospital for medication, but she doesn't think it can be that simple.

The man deliberately hides the fact that they were about to divorce. Strange, elaborate Miao patterns hang in his study, and he always wears a creepy piece of ancient jade at his waist.

Later, her lover Yun Xi tells her that she and Qin Shiyue never had any feelings for each other.

She married him solely because he looked a lot like her dead ex-boyfriend, Qi Che.

Qin Shiyue knew he was a stand-in and had always resented her for it.

Lin Sijiu suspects her husband is cursing her. Otherwise, why did she get into a car accident on the very day they were supposed to divorce?

Why are her terrifying hallucinations getting worse and worse?

3.

Lin Sijiu is completely entangled with her ex-boyfriend's ghost, and dreams of passion every night.

He looks almost exactly like Qin Shiyue, but he's wilder and more ferocious.

To escape the ghost's relentless pursuit, she uses her husband's connections to find a shaman.

The shaman says it's the result of karma, but Lin Sijiu has lost her memory and can't recall what happened before.

Hundreds of miles away, in a Miao village in the southwest, the plum rains begin and the bones of Fuxi await.

They say that if you offer incense with a sincere heart and touch them, you can recover your memories, even those from a past life.

Lin Sijiu looks up the address online and decides to go alone.

But when she wakes up, she's already in a car headed southwest.

The strange thing is that her husband is driving, her younger lover is in the passenger seat, and beside her is the ex-boyfriend who haunts her every night.

The silver tassel earring in Qi Che's left ear swings just like it did in her dream.

As if it were telling her, welcome home.

Theme: Be honest about your feelings.