Arrogant alien overlord gong x helpless Earthling pet shou
In the interstellar age, keeping a "human" from an undeveloped planet has become the trendiest pastime. As an interstellar commander suffering from depression, he had nothing but contempt for these fragile, fussy carbon-based life forms that could drop dead at any moment. That is, until a friend foisted a scrawny male Earthling on him as a form of pet therapy.
At first, he thought this pet was impossibly demanding and none too bright.
Not only did he refuse to read the early-learning books bought for him out of kindness, he also threw all the expensive toys he was given into the water. But as a "generous and patient" owner, he graciously tolerated his pet's stupidity.
He built a miniature ecological garden with an artificial sun in the bedroom for the human. He bought the human expensive miniature furniture and clothes. And when he realized his pet was getting painfully pent up, he thoughtfully tied the little thing to a frame and personally helped it "relieve" its vigorous physical needs.
He thought that, with his careful attention, the little thing had been completely tamed and had even learned to be grateful. Until one day, this "illiterate" little pet, who wouldn't even glance at a book, secretly made a spear out of stones and branches, then aimed it at him with red-rimmed eyes and gritted teeth.
Alien overlord, overjoyed: Oh my god, he made a toy himself so we could play together! He's adorable. He deserves a kiss!
Disarmed human, looking utterly defeated: ...Destroy this world. This pervert can't understand a word I say.
Much later, when pet experts across the entire interstellar realm sent out red alerts, claiming that this human's aggression and mental state had become extremely dangerous, the lofty former commander remained convinced that they were just jealous he had such a lively, adorable, one-of-a-kind Earthling who could make his own toys.
Theme: True love is not keeping someone as a pet from a position of superiority, but respecting and understanding their soul as an equal.
