Iceberg-faced, jealous prince seme x gentle, loyal cat-loving strategist uke
Yuchi Xiu transmigrated into an ancient-style political intrigue novel, becoming a powerless, cannon-fodder strategist in the freezing frontier of the Aorong vassal state of the Great Yan Dynasty.
His immediate superior was an NPC from the original story, the famously ruthless Prince Tuoba Lin of Aorong, said to be able to tear monsters apart with his bare hands.
Forced into the job, Yuchi Xiu trembled in fear every day beneath Prince Aorong's murderous aura.
Until one day, he casually complained to a black cat: “It would be great if the prince were a cat. Then working for him wouldn't be so miserable.”
The next day, the terrifying Prince Aorong changed.
He began staring fixedly at the sword tassel swaying from the old general's waist;
he began pouncing frantically on the dappled sunlight scattered across the study floor;
and with that handsome, icy face, he rubbed himself insistently against the hollow of Yuchi Xiu's neck...
With 23 years of experience as a devoted “cat slave,” Yuchi Xiu broke down. “It's over! My cursed mouth actually turned the prince into a cat!”
Overcome with guilt, Yuchi Xiu decided to take responsibility and devote himself wholeheartedly to serving the prince as his own “cat master.”
He diligently smoothed down his fur and nervously trimmed his claws. To deal with the black hairs floating everywhere, he even stayed up all night making a “wooden lint roller.”
He thought he was making up for his mistake, conscientiously playing the part of a lowly “poop-scooper.”
He had no idea that the Tuoba royal family of Aorong had guarded a secret for generations: their bloodline descended from the ancient Nine-Lives Black Cat.
The prince hadn't been turned into anything by Yuchi Xiu's curse. He had always been a completely natural giant black cat!
* A few reading tips:
1. The dynasty and vassal state are fictional, with influences from the Western Regions and the northern frontier. There are plenty of invented details, so please read without overthinking.
2. The seme has green eyes, and the uke has blue eyes. These are normal exotic features in this setting; just mentioning it for the record~
This is the dividing line. Below is the upcoming story about aliens and a human from Earth.
Title: Daily Life as a Pet to a Higher-Dimensional Alien
Arrogant alien overlord seme x helpless little Earthling pet uke
In the interstellar age, keeping a “human” from an undeveloped planet has become the trendiest pastime. As an interstellar commander suffering from depression, he had nothing but disdain for these fragile, pampered carbon-based creatures that could drop dead at any moment. That is, until a friend forced a scrawny male Earthling on him for pet therapy.
At first, he found this pet impossibly demanding and painfully stupid.
Not only did it refuse to read the children's books he had kindly bought, it also threw every expensive toy he gave it into the water. But as a “generous and patient” owner, he magnanimously put up with his pet's stupidity.
He built a miniature ecosystem with an artificial sun in his bedroom for the human; he bought the human expensive miniature furniture and clothes; and when he realized the pet was suffering from pent-up physical needs, he considerately tied the little thing to a frame and personally helped it “relieve” its vigorous urges.
He thought that under his attentive care, the little thing had been thoroughly domesticated and had even learned to be grateful. Until one day, the “illiterate” little pet, which wouldn't even look at a written word, secretly made a spear out of stones and branches. With red-rimmed eyes and gritted teeth, it pointed the weapon at him.
Alien overlord (overjoyed): “Oh my, it made a toy to play with me all by itself! So adorable. It deserves a kiss!”
Disarmed human who was forcibly kissed (dead inside): “...Just destroy this world already, you pervert who can't understand human speech.”
Much later, when pet experts from across the interstellar world sent out red alerts, claiming that this human's aggression and mental state had become extremely dangerous, the lofty former commander still firmly believed they were simply jealous that he had such an adorable, lively Earthling who could make toys for himself.
Theme: Love with all your heart, and even prejudice between species can be overcome
How to get a puppy in one sentence [Glasses]
It's also a cat hahahahaha
Dog?? That's a conflict with Wang Ye's underlying code.
Cats are all like this: Man, your water glass tastes particularly delicious 😏
😭 It's over so quickly, but it's just a spoiler.
Is that it? Disappointment
It makes me so happy to see it, shocking and delicious
When will the brain circuits match up?
Oh no, not really 😣
Although, why does it feel weird?