Stern, dependable dad-type top × spoiled, adorable beagle-like bottom
Zhou Anyi × Wen Lian
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Wen Lian had originally planned to die at the same time as his parents at their funeral.
He had never been able to endure hardship. After his parents died unexpectedly, their relatives quickly divided up the family fortune.
If not now, then when?!
Lots of relatives came to the funeral. They were all putting on an act, and needed eyedrops just to squeeze out a few tears.
Wen Lian steeled himself.
Heh, just you wait. I'll smash my head against the coffin and scare the hell out of you shameless people!
Then his courage faltered.
Sniff... That coffin really does look hard.
And then...
"I'll raise this child."
Huh?
Wen Lian stared blankly at the man before him. He'd never seen him before and didn't know him. Where had he come from?
Are you crazy? Did I ask you to raise me?
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On Wen Lian's eighteenth birthday, his first present was a share transfer agreement.
Zhou Anyi had wrested it back from Wen Lian's relatives, the sort who would eat you alive without spitting out the bones.
"You're an adult now. You need to learn to be independent in many ways. You can't keep..."
Wen Lian didn't hear a single word after that. He just wanted to cry.
Uncle, are you not raising me anymore?
I'm just an adult now, so how can you really stop raising me?!
Wen Lian buried his face in his pillow and cried all night. At last, sniffling, he came up with a solution:
You don't have to raise a child, but surely you'll raise your wife for the rest of your life!
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The first time Zhou Anyi met his nephew, he thought the boy was adorable.
The child had just lost his parents. His eyes were red, and he was trembling all over as he cried.
Meanwhile, those relatives were plotting how to push the underage kid out of the picture.
On an impulse, Zhou Anyi took on the troublesome responsibility.
Years passed, and he considered himself an exceptionally good guardian.
Wen Lian went to a private school that cost four hundred thousand a year. His hobbies included piano and horseback riding, and everyone he got close to had been carefully vetted... Zhou Anyi couldn't understand how the boy had still turned out so badly after being raised like that.
Drinking, street racing, trading a diamond watch for cigarettes.
And after coming of age, he even climbed into Zhou Anyi's bed several times, never once wearing clothes!
Zhou Anyi was so angry his trigeminal nerve hurt. He only dared go in carrying a belt.
Before he could even swing it, the boy looked at him with wide, round eyes. "Uncle... Could you use that Hermes one to hit me?"
"An expensive one sounds more exciting..."
Zhou Anyi: "..."
One week after turning eighteen, Wen Lian earned himself three essays of two thousand words each.
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Bonus scene:
Zhou Anyi was thirty-three this year, afraid of marriage and children. His private doctor came by for a routine checkup and opened with, "You still need to watch your emotions. Too much internal heat isn't good..."
Before he could finish, Wen Lian rushed into the room with blue hair. "Uncle! I want to get this tattooed on me!"
When the doctor turned around, Zhou Anyi was already unbuckling his Hermes belt.
Doctor: "..."
I'm still right here. Are you really going to get started already? Aren't you in a bit of a hurry?
Theme: Love overcomes every obstacle.
