Sharp-tongued, foul-mouthed rabbit spirit x jealous, face-blind snake spirit (and a little crazy)
Bai Yan x Liu Wang
In his twenty years of life, the harshest thing Bai Yan had ever heard might have been what his ex-boyfriend said when they broke up:
"I'm sorry, I still can't accept dating a rabbit."
He was furious!
Who was the one who'd been so eager to kiss him? They'd kissed eight hundred times, their tongues had been involved, he'd touched his ears and rubbed his tail, and now he was saying he didn't like rabbits?
Bai Yan sneered, slapped his ex, and turned away with a flourish.
After the breakup, he figured ex-boyfriends should be as good as dead, and they should go their separate ways.
Whether his ex was shameless or fate was messing with him, he didn't know.
One week after the breakup.
"Hi, I've noticed you for a while. Could I add you as a friend?"
That shameless face, those bright green eyes. Who else could it be but his bastard of an ex?
Bai Yan raised a middle finger. "Go to hell."
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One month after the breakup.
"Hi, you look familiar. Could we get to know each other?"
Bai Yan smiled.jpg. "Know why I look familiar?"
Liu Wang wore his same polite smile. "Maybe we're fated to meet?"
Bai Yan raised his hand and slapped him. "I'm your ex-boyfriend, you idiot!"
-
On the Nth day after the breakup, during an ordinary shopping trip, he was once again stopped by a snake with no sense.
"Hi, I just..."
Bai Yan rolled his eyes and, without another word, delivered a perfectly aimed knee strike--
Then he and his damn ex-boyfriend wound up in the same ambulance.
"Even if you're fighting with your partner, you have to be careful. You can't just hit a snake's weak spot!"
"Yes, yes, yes..."
"Hmm?"
"No, no, no, no..."
Bai Yan quieted down.
If you're a blind snake, go get glasses and become a cobra, for crying out loud! Stop going around tormenting rabbits!
His ex was unconscious in the hospital, so Bai Yan was forced to stay by his side. Liu Wang remained out cold for two whole days before slowly waking up.
The dead snake opened his eyes, saw Bai Yan, and immediately spoke. "Um... Nurse, are you dating anyone? Would you consider a snake?"
Bai Yan was dead inside. "Are you insane?"
"If love at first sight counts, then I guess I am."
Liu Wang earnestly listed his advantages. "I have two."
The call button rang. When the nurse arrived, Bai Yan stood beside the bed with an icy expression. "Please call a doctor. Someone just punched his weak spot, but it was the air."
-
Liu Wang thought he was done for.
It was like he was stuck in a haunted loop.
Wherever he was, whenever it happened, anyone he tried to hit on would turn into that rabbit.
Every day, Liu Wang fought with himself.
"He's so beautiful..."
"No, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit."
"His lips look so soft..."
"No, no, no, no, a rabbit!"
"Why does he smell so good?"
"Rabbit!! He's a rabbit!!"
But then he realized that this rabbit's charm was completely out of control.
Almost every day, the confession board was full of posts from other rabbits confessing their feelings for him.
So annoying.
Wait, he's a rabbit.
I really want to kiss him.
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Monogamous 1v1, a simple, brainless sweet treat.
The top is just a little slow on the uptake, not stupid, not stupid, not stupid.
Later, the top becomes the jealous househusband type: "There's a beautiful wife at home, and I'm very good at getting jealous."
The bottom is always the type to think: "This guy keeps provoking me."
Theme: Love transcends instinct
