It’s a Hemorrhoid, Not a Pleasure Mound, You Bastard

A short story.

A sister to light comedies, but wildly funny...

Applying for a one-click check on the author's mental state...

18* After the novel world returns to normal, the bottom, who is determined to protect his butt, gets himself some "seductive flesh"...

After various twists and turns, he runs into the top in the proctology department, who's on the run because he doesn't want to eat at a "banquet"...

A delightfully bizarre comedy.

Theme: Live a disciplined life and keep striving every day.