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The Kingdom's Sword, known as the Sword Saint, possesses over a hundred and thirty blessings. The First Encounter blessing:
Attacks he's seen for the first time cannot hit him.
The Second Coming blessing:
Attacks he's seen for the second time cannot hit him.
What's more, he can't die. Whenever he dies, the Phoenix's blessing activates and brings him back to life in a blaze of fire. The instant he revives, the Phoenix's blessing refreshes, so if he dies again, it'll activate once more.
How are you supposed to beat someone this invincible??
The invincible Sword Saint was reborn.
He was reborn at a fruit stand.
He didn't know that this fruit stand was 486's initial spawn point.
…
The cat transmigrated.
He transmigrated to a fruit stand.
Not only was he ignorant and clueless, he was also the world's most penniless poor guy. His transmigration came with no golden finger, and, on top of that, could someone please tell him what was up with this world's native Reinhard?
He didn't just know who the cat was.
He also appeared whenever the cat needed him most.
They fought monsters, had heart-to-heart talks, and chatted.
Incidentally, Reinhard was pretty nice to talk to, too.
Are you the heroine? Are you actually the standard heroine who comes with otherworld transmigration stories?
The cat couldn't help but marvel from the bottom of his heart…
The red-haired Sword Saint sighed softly and lowered the trembling sword in his hand. "I never knew you'd been through so much when no one was looking."
"No, I haven't! I feel full of energy every day. I'm doing great!"
The cat looked utterly baffled. What was Reinhard talking about? What had he supposedly been through? He had no idea.
And for some reason, he had the feeling that Reinhard was looking through him at someone else…
That's the blurb.
The blurb might sound a little angsty, but the actual story has nothing to do with angsty replacement tropes. I just want to write a story about Reinhard teaming up with 486 to steamroll the Re:Zero plot.
Reinhard and 486 are friends. This is a bromance story, so take note.
Completed, 170,000 words in total. Welcome to read it!
Upcoming story, "Have the Axis Cultists Spread the Faith Today?"
Blurb:
The Axis Cult's doctrine:
As long as we Axis Cultists get serious, we can do anything.
We're the sort of people who can get things done. If we don't do a good job, it isn't our fault.
When faced with something we hate, we can just run away~
Since we're going to fail anyway, we might as well give it a try. If we fail, we can just run off afterward.
Even the gods don't know whether you'll be happy tomorrow, so enjoy the present!
Dragon Ryusuke was hatched from an egg laid by the water goddess worshipped by the Axis Cult. It doesn't matter that he hatched as a chick and was mistaken for a dragon: naturally, he's an Axis Cultist.
His adoptive mother is the water goddess, who possesses great divine power. His aunt is the goddess of the underworld, who rules over life and death. His adoptive father and aunt are a devil of hell and a great lich. His mentor is Jin, a universally acknowledged scumbag who believes that when it comes to shamelessness, nobody beats him.
With a background this powerful, no wonder he's an Axis Cultist~~
Axis Cultists have low IQs~
Axis Cultists are completely unhinged, all day, every day~
Ryusuke firmly believes he's an Axis Cultist who never feels pressure, and is equally convinced that everyone should join the Axis Cult!
The protagonist with the lowest IQ on the whole site. And proud of it.
Click to see a mentally unstable protagonist send the whole story's tone off the rails.
There's an urban legend in Yokohama.
Never accept a flyer handed to you by a green-haired man, or something will happen that you'll regret for the rest of your life.
An anonymous red-haired man in a suit is interviewed. He gazes into the distance with a hollow look.
"Don't even ask. The mackerel said he didn't want to die anymore. Can you imagine the psychological damage that caused…"
There's a dark legend in the liquor factory.
Sign your name on the flyer and automatically receive the buff [IQ -100].
The organization turns itself in, the undercover agents expose themselves, and Gin silently looks at the ring of moles around him.
The detective wears a pained expression. Wait, why did the case suddenly stop making sense? What does one plus one equal??
…
The number of victims continues to rise.
Reader's guide:
1. The protagonist's aunt is the real goddess of the underworld and can resurrect the dead.
2. The protagonist's mental state is not normal, and the story's tone is wonderfully bizarre.
3. This is a comedy.
Theme: Punish evil and promote good.
So cute!
Others faced Rhine: That's the Sword Master. No matter how strong the enemy is, he will never have a problem dealing with it! No need to worry at all
Subaru to Rhine: This is just a tomato with a high value! Leaving fresh tomatoes on the street will definitely cause problems! What if it gets cracked or broken (even though I know it's a hard-skinned tomato)
Yes, that's it! ! ! 🐱 Another world story should be like this. Although there are twists and turns, it is generally smooth. [Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers]🐱Let's speedrun happily with 🍅 like this [Come on][Come on][Come on]
People always say that hate lasts longer than love, but what you pull out of drowning is what you should remember at all costs. So as long as the fate is still there, one day we will understand each other, or we may meet in dreams, so even sleeping will be exciting. I miss you during the day and meet you at night. [Please]
You can play games on your phone! This is really going to turn into a low-minded tomato.
Isn't there already the Sage Tower? ! Short? ! [Crying]
But that's right, the Witch Cult is almost finished. This use of power to connect feels a bit like setting a flag. If you die together and die together, etc... [Changed]
Big update, I love watching Tomato Kitten, I really look forward to the modern era, I feel like there can be many different lines, whether it is helping the kitten through the difficulties in high school, or taming and dyeing delicious food from a young age. [Dog head holding rose in mouth]
The child who was supposed to be born out of expectation and love ended up with only lingering responsibilities like a shadow. Therefore, the suppressed emotions eventually turned into a "Sword Master" who couldn't even recognize his own heart. He restrained himself from changing the present and obeyed the dull life, but in the end he neglected himself.
Either they are helpless because they don't know how to answer and finally become silent, or they become silent because they are helpless about the current situation and do not think they have the power to change everything.
But now, your cat is here! ! Let's live a happy life together! From then on, the tomato's life was saved. [Dog head holding rose in mouth]
However, as a king, a cat is very suitable in every aspect. He has persistence in morality and obsession with certain things plus kindness. He is very good in adapting to changes and doing business. He has modern knowledge and is very good at making money. He has keen political skills and has a good three-dimensional view and modern reference for the direction of national development and the overall situation. When he grows up, he will be a completely reliable king (´∀`) [Please]
This Subaru is like a black hole of gravity, and he is half-infuriated by the words of Tomato AI. What does it mean to not know me, come and go on your own, and establish the goal of life. Then you get to the road sign, receive the gift box, open it, and see what the certificate is. It says "friend, you are good". You are happy in modern society and don't worry about me. When Subaru finds out that there is a brave man in the mobile online game who keeps getting points, what kind of gravity will unfold? Maomaoqieqie, please be happy.
Reassuring Reinhardt, it's great that Subaru met you from the beginning this time.
Is it actually about to end? My heart is completely filled! Say goodbye to Reinhardt, who has been pushing the script of a heroine from another world. Will the next episode be about a super-sized full-body tomato coming to save the squatting boy at home? Expect!
Okay, finally it's not a head-on fight, but a clever split! This idea is great!
So cute! Others faced Rhine: That's the Sword Master. No matter how strong the enemy is, he will never have a problem dealing with it! No need to worry at all Subaru to Rhine: This is just a tomato with a high value! Leaving fresh tomatoes on the street will definitely cause problems! What if it gets cracked or broken (even though I know it's a hard-skinned tomato)
Yes, that's it! ! ! 🐱 Another world story should be like this. Although there are twists and turns, it is generally smooth. [Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers]🐱Let's speedrun happily with 🍅 like this [Come on][Come on][Come on]
People always say that hate lasts longer than love, but what you pull out of drowning is what you should remember at all costs. So as long as the fate is still there, one day we will understand each other, or we may meet in dreams, so even sleeping will be exciting. I miss you during the day and meet you at night. [Please]
You can play games on your phone! This is really going to turn into a low-minded tomato.
Isn't there already the Sage Tower? ! Short? ! [Crying] But that's right, the Witch Cult is almost finished. This use of power to connect feels a bit like setting a flag. If you die together and die together, etc... [Changed] Big update, I love watching Tomato Kitten, I really look forward to the modern era, I feel like there can be many different lines, whether it is helping the kitten through the difficulties in high school, or taming and dyeing delicious food from a young age. [Dog head holding rose in mouth]
The child who was supposed to be born out of expectation and love ended up with only lingering responsibilities like a shadow. Therefore, the suppressed emotions eventually turned into a "Sword Master" who couldn't even recognize his own heart. He restrained himself from changing the present and obeyed the dull life, but in the end he neglected himself. Either they are helpless because they don't know how to answer and finally become silent, or they become silent because they are helpless about the current situation and do not think they have the power to change everything. But now, your cat is here! ! Let's live a happy life together! From then on, the tomato's life was saved. [Dog head holding rose in mouth] However, as a king, a cat is very suitable in every aspect. He has persistence in morality and obsession with certain things plus kindness. He is very good in adapting to changes and doing business. He has modern knowledge and is very good at making money. He has keen political skills and has a good three-dimensional view and modern reference for the direction of national development and the overall situation. When he grows up, he will be a completely reliable king (´∀`) [Please]
This Subaru is like a black hole of gravity, and he is half-infuriated by the words of Tomato AI. What does it mean to not know me, come and go on your own, and establish the goal of life. Then you get to the road sign, receive the gift box, open it, and see what the certificate is. It says "friend, you are good". You are happy in modern society and don't worry about me. When Subaru finds out that there is a brave man in the mobile online game who keeps getting points, what kind of gravity will unfold? Maomaoqieqie, please be happy.
Reassuring Reinhardt, it's great that Subaru met you from the beginning this time.
Is it actually about to end? My heart is completely filled! Say goodbye to Reinhardt, who has been pushing the script of a heroine from another world. Will the next episode be about a super-sized full-body tomato coming to save the squatting boy at home? Expect!
Okay, finally it's not a head-on fight, but a clever split! This idea is great!