Ye Xun transmigrated, and the System assigned him a deceased wife from seven hundred years ago.
His task was to perfectly play the part of a devoted widower and convince everyone that he loved the Snezhnayan noble, Duke Kirilo Chudmilovich Filins, so~deep~ly~
Ye Xun: System, is this why you arranged for me to spend my life as a widower?
Ye Xun was cold and heartless, and flatly refused.
No benefits, no golden finger, and no partner. Was he out of his mind, working for the System?
Trying to sell him on the idea, the System patiently explained: It's not seven hundred years. He only died five hundred years ago. I've arranged a dead spouse with high status and power for you. You can legally inherit a huge fortune and get rich overnight. Your finances are clean, you don't have to look after a dead person, there are no in-laws, and you face no social pressure. What's not to love?
Ye Xun: The way you put it, that does sound kind of nice...
But did he look like someone who could be humiliated with money?!
Ye Xun refused again, resolutely. Then he saw the tomb chamber of the man said to be his late husband, its walls studded with rows of sparkling gems the size of pigeon eggs!
Ye Xun's eyes lit up. "Kirilo, my late wife, please humiliate me properly!"
Flins, who had been secretly following behind him: ???
Ye Xun found something strange.
Wiping the gravestone once: Devotion +1. Placing an offering once: Devotion +1.
Chatting with Flins, his fellow graverobber he had met at the cemetery: Devotion +50.
Ye Xun: !
But when Ye Xun complained about his dead husband to his fellow graverobber, with whom he was getting closer and closer:
Devotion -100
=mouth=
Ye Xun would rather bend than break, and changed his tune. "...Actually, I think Kirilo has some good qualities."
Devotion +1000
Ye Xun: ???
Is this garbage Devotion System broken?
Reader's Guide:
1. The protagonist is adored by everyone, with lots of romantic rivalry scenes.
2. Flins is the main love interest. Other characters are in friendship or family relationships with him.
3. The protagonist is the bottom. The deceased-wife setup does not change that.
4. Lots of OOC, melodramatic sweetness and satisfaction, silly everyday comedy, a dead-logic plot, and plenty of headcanon.
Completed older novel, ready to binge:
Reborn as a Villain, Becoming a Legend of Teyvat
Coming soon: Capitano CP
Genshin Impact: I Married a Boring Man
Lister and Capitano got married.
Capitano, the First of the Fatui Harbingers, codename "The Captain," was honored beyond measure by the Tsaritsa. Upright and impartial, he was loved by every Fatui soldier under his command.
But he was a boring man.
This tall, quiet, imposing man spent most of his time polishing his sword beneath the enchanting moonlight, using a square of cotton cloth. Wearing a black cloak, his silent figure was like a towering mountain.
He was rigid in everything, and if he slept with someone, he took responsibility for it.
As for how things ended up like this, it was because one thing led to another.
This boring man was so sweet only at night, quiet and strong~~
Lister told the man responsible for the situation:
"My back is about to break!"
The Captain: "..."
Capitano was silent for a long time, then knelt on one knee. "I'll massage it for you."
"I don't want a massage. We could have a little more intimate interaction... That would work better." Capitano's broad palm covered his chattering mouth, and he said nothing.
His hands were really heavy on Lister's back.
"Capitano, have you considered becoming a masseur?"
As usual, Lister spoke without thinking.
"No."
He was a man of few words.
What a shame.
"I really wish I could book you every day..."
"All right."
And so they had a whirlwind wedding.
Silent, chaste, tough guy top x beautiful, fussy bottom
Reader's Guide:
1. The Captain's face will be healed.
2. The Captain wears a mask in the early stages of their relationship.
3. A whirlwind wedding.
Theme: Stay optimistic and keep moving forward.
It's hard to tell who is stealing from whom, otherwise it will always be like this, just two [caigu]
In winter, the old lantern fights bravely with green onions 🐶
Claw 🐶 Hahahaha, so they are indeed a couple we have talked about.
The person eating cake together was Crillo. As expected, the two of them appeared alternately. When Phyllis was away, Crillo would steal the house, [Orange Sugar][Purple Sugar]
[Purple sugar]kswl[purple sugar]kswl[purple sugar]kswl🐰🐰
Claw [Cat Claw] So is Yeloa okay?
The main body can do many things 🥺
When will the Doctor die? Even typing his name makes me feel dirty [Eh~]
I thought I was drugging him, but it seems I underestimated the doctor.
Wow, Yuan Shang always thought the system was scamming, but I didn't expect it to be me [Purple Sugar] kswl