My Wife Is Not Human

*Daily update, 21:00-24:00 every night *Human beings who are a little confused but withdraw quickly vs. Renwai who are overly rational but are driven crazy by divorce///Renwai + Marriage first, love later + Crematorium 1. Meng Que has a gentle wife. My wife was the partner of her sister Meng Shang, and she had a relationship with her. She looked at him lightly and felt that this man was distant and indifferent, which suited her sexual preferences. Later, she made a huge bet with her friends that she could fall in love within a week, and she went through a lot of options and finally chose her wife. Surprisingly, his wife agreed to her pursuit and gave her a ring. Meng Que looked at the ring and teased: "Proposal?" This was a big joke, but my wife showed no expression and nodded in agreement. With sex in his heart, Meng Que and his wife got the certificate on the spot. From then on, the wife became the wife. After marriage, her wife treated her very well. I would sit in front of the window and draw pictures for her. He will cook her a feast that even a private restaurant cannot match. He would touch her hair, give her soothing kisses, and call her by her nickname. Before he had time to regret his flash marriage, Meng Que fell into despair. On the anniversary of their love, she prepared a grand ceremony to propose to her wife again. She said: "I love you." The wife's indifferent face suddenly went blank for a moment. The wife asked her: "What is love?" Meng Que felt that he had been fooled. 2. HD-2094b, 25 light-years from Earth. ▇▇, HD-2094b's civilization risk analyst, was ordered to visit the blue planet. The life form on the planet named itself "human". It disguised itself well but could never blend in. Until a human appears. Humans say, "Propose." [Proposal], an ancient human behavioral contract, that is, an individual actively submits a temporary proposal for shared resource allocation rights to another individual. This is a part of human civilization, and He needs to be personally involved in the assessment. Humans call Him, "Sister." He tried to understand this title and found that [sister] was a mimetic kinship based on non-blood carbon-based individuals. Strange humans. The humans prepared flowers and a candlelight dinner. Man said to Him, "I love you." [Love], crazy secretion of dopamine, oxytocin, serotonin, and norepinephrine. If a human says "love" to you, the best answer is "I love you too". But it has no dopamine, no oxytocin, no serotonin, and no norepinephrine. ▇▇I can't say "I love you too". His human wife wanted to divorce Him. [Divorce] is a legal procedure that formally terminates the individual resource and emotional sharing agreement between the two parties. Can't. Reading guide: ❶ xp work = passionate and bloody ❷ The original body outside the human body has tentacles ❸ Humans' external gender identity on Earth is 100% female. There are only species with the ability to conceive on their home planet, that is, an all-female planet, so their true gender is also female. ———————————— Recommend the advance collection of the next book "Pretending to be Damp" *Fake dampness vs true coldness You Hua lived extremely happily for eighteen years. Once he was bound to the system, he realized that he was living in a heart-throb novel. [You are the dastardly supporting character in "The Handsome Script". Because of your crush on the heroine Pei Shulin, you can spy, follow, and do anything. You Hua:? She recalled what she had: a wealthy family, a group of friends, excellent grades, and a cheerful personality. You Hua: A dastardly supporting character who will do whatever it takes? Me? … In short, the system has been bound, and if you don't complete the task, you will die. You Hua was reluctant to let go of his happy life and was forced to follow the original plot according to the system prompts. [Plot 1: Send an anonymous text message to Pei Shulin. In order to cope with the task, You Hua copied and pasted "I like you so much" and "You are so cute" a hundred times without hesitation, and stuffed them all into the chat box with Pei Shulin. Sure enough, after receiving the news, Pei Shulin, just like the plot in the book, mercilessly blacklisted You Hua. [Plot 2: Collect items used by Pei Shulin. You Hua did enough psychological preparation and picked up Pei Shulin's draft paper from the class wastebasket, but it was still broken by a good friend. You Hua laughed and said that he had admired Pei Shulin for a long time and wanted to admire Pei Shulin's thinking process before the exam. The friend grabbed her and walked out: "I just saw Pei Shen passing by, let's go and pay homage now." You Hua: ... Wait. [Plot 3: Follow Pei Shulin home. You Hua wrestled all the way in the alley, and finally succeeded in following Pei Shulin to the door, hiding in the dark stairwell, and texting Pei Shulin according to the system's instructions. [X: I followed the baby home, and the baby was so defensive. ] Two seconds later, Pei Shulin replied. [PEI: If you sprain your feet, go home and apply ice. ] The game and the system looked at each other. After a brief report, the system coughed and informed her that the plot mission was over and she could continue to enjoy life. You Hua quickly deleted the anonymous text message program, threw away the scraps of paper he had collected, and put his life back on track. - A few months later, at the graduation party where everyone was hugging and dancing, Yu Hua, who had forgotten about the supporting role system, received a text message. She opened it casually. [PEI: You broke into my life so easily, made everything a mess, and now you just want to have fun and run away? ] [PEI: Did you agree with me, Mr. Yu Hua? ] Purpose: Study hard and don't respond to alien creatures