Qi Huaian was an ordinary person of the lowest status in the slums. Orphaned young, he scraped and struggled his way to the age of eighteen, only to fail to differentiate and die horribly in a decrepit basement on his birthday.
After transmigrating, he hadn't been happy for long before learning that this body had a worthless spiritual root. His parents didn't love him, and just like before, anyone on the street could trample him underfoot.
Unwilling to accept it, he neglected sleep and meals to cultivate, until he went into cultivation deviation and nearly died again.
Just as he had lost all hope, a System appeared before him and whispered temptingly.
[Do you want to survive? Just bind yourself to me...]
He agreed without hesitation.
[Bind!]
After barely escaping death, Qi Huaian's first mission was to...
Have a child with the future hope of the cultivation world, the sect's senior disciple who was invincible below the Deification realm.
"Ha... hahaha."
He might as well have died.
Just kidding.
On one hand, Qi Huaian disguised himself as a demonic cultivator and left all others in the dust in the race to forcibly claim his prize, dragging the heaven's favored one from his pedestal and working him day and night.
On the other hand, he acted meek and timid, becoming the most devoted useless junior disciple at the senior brother's side.
The moment he completed the mission, he planned to fake his death and run away.
But when the carefully plotted tribulation lightning fell, the man who had just given birth flew up and shielded him.
From then on, his soul was scattered to the winds.
Reader's Guide:
1. The blurb needs work and will be revised. Written on 20260614.
2. The seme and uke are both sexually inexperienced. They stay together, with no switching. Readers who are overly invested in one role, please do not read.
3. The writing is amateurish. This is a melodramatic hotchpotch combining forced possession, chasing the spouse, faking one's death, amnesia, and more. Please do not read if that isn't your thing.
Theme: Love can move mountains and seas