The fictional background has nothing to do with reality, please do not substitute it for reality.
Sixteen years old, he joined the army and became a general.
Then he was stuck in promotion for a hundred years, but he still didn't become a marshal.
During a physical examination near retirement age, he was diagnosed with "azoospermia, complex sperm thrombus formation, and recurrent urinary tract stones" by the hospital.
Not only do I not have that function now, but I have to suffer that crime again and again, right?
God! If you let me travel from human to Zerg, forget about it and suffer mental damage every day! Can you be kinder to my body? Which of these diseases is not harmful or insulting? It's simply full of the world's evil thoughts towards me!
But people, no, they are insects now, and they cannot hide their illnesses and avoid medical treatment.
After doing a good job of psychological preparation, I pretended to go to the hospital.
The chief physician who treated male worms after looking through all my past medical records said to me: "Actually, it still has the function, but it cannot produce worm larvae. Although your situation is difficult, it is easy to treat. You can find more female worms to satisfy your physiological needs, otherwise you have to come to my basket every now and then."
I covered my eyes with my hands with a bitter smile, almost breaking my teeth and saying, "I am an old feudal male insect that is rare in a thousand years. Do you think I will randomly find female insects?"
"I'm not asking you to just look for it, you can confirm your request!"
"Can I have sex with a female who is suspected to have a husband who actually has children and grandchildren?"
"Ah?" The male insect doctor looked at me with a shocked and puzzled face, "Although I respect his insect's sexual fetishes, your sexual fetishes are too weird!"
I looked at him even more shocked, "Ah! Didn't it say that the male reproductive clinic provides medical treatment anonymously? How do you know my last name is Bi?"
"So you are the famous General Bismarck!" Dr. Male Insect changed his previous expression and said with great excitement: "My idol! You are so extraordinary! No wonder you can have azoospermia and sperm plug formation, which are completely conflicting physiological mechanisms! It's really just as the forum said, b and p are indistinguishable!"
I was even more shocked when I accidentally fell off my horse, "Is there anything in these two things that makes you so excited!"
"Indeed not. However, since the conservative treatment plan is difficult for you, General, to implement, after all, you are an old feudal and have strange sexual habits. Then the only surgical option is the Garbasket."
My expression was inevitably painful, "You said it was coming every now and then, so it can be seen that whether it is a basket or a sperm plug, it will grow. Is there a more secure plan?"
"Yes." The male insect doctor opened his eyes and said innocently: "Admiral, the formation of your sperm plug may be related to living in an environment with too many female insects for too long and being repeatedly stimulated. If you can leave the military and work in the Male Protection Association, maybe the condition will improve on its own."
"That makes sense."
I pretended to think about it for a while, then sighed and said, "But since I am a member of the Male Insect Forum, and the male love sub-forum has the highest bounty list, there are quite a few of these guys lurking in the Male Protection Association... I'd better resign as soon as possible and live in seclusion to farm."
"Admiral, how come you even know this?"
Why do you know?
Of course, it's because I have an extraordinary Internet sense and can train my StarNet intelligence to become the number one melon-eating intelligence of the Zerg tribe. Every day, I use virtual creations with me as the protagonist to ridicule me, a poor worm who seems to have a great career but never has a smooth relationship.
I'm really convinced. When I was young, I clearly had an emotional entanglement with female insects. Why are all those virtual creations dominated by male-male love?
Even when I retired and opened an interstellar agricultural company to engage in farming, I was the only male insect breathing the air within a few light years. I could also give these accounts real names, but what about guys wearing anonymous vests providing new maps and PLAY inspiration?
Why?
I used the StarNet smart phone to watch my ex-partner every day, so I angrily opened a live broadcast room with the highest authority of the male insect forum, and clicked out all the accounts that anonymously wrote pornographic articles about me and tortured them one by one.
Who would have thought that the live broadcast that was started casually would turn into a [live broadcast room for career planning of military males], [live broadcast room for male insect emotional problems], and [live broadcast room for male and female family problem solving].
The rewards brought by starting the live broadcast directly offset the losses of my agricultural company! I made a lot of money!
But! I borrowed money to start my business!
I even found my ex-ex-to-be who accidentally got BEed!
What reason do you want me to find to talk to him in the future? Ah!
But it's a blessing in disguise.
Finally, the popularity of the live broadcast room was out of my control, and after the female insect forum also had a viewing entrance.
Facing the turbulent barrage network that obscured my sight at all, I leisurely talked about the past.
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[By default, I write about you as thunder, and I am not responsible for being injured to death]
Purpose: As long as you live