I Feel Like No One Is Very Smart.

The fictional background has nothing to do with reality, please do not substitute it for reality. "I said the road to insect rebirth is long~ The world is so difficult~ Human beings are not simple, whoever sees them will like them~" This is a summary of the first half of Carl's life. But the rest of his life was not like this. Carl is a human core male, but he is a truly laid-back human core male. He does not engage in H/C, crematoria, or prostitution, nor does he engage in live broadcasts, variety shows, or copywriting, let alone female sex, male sex, sex, or innuendo. It's a simple rice bug that eats and waits to die. The only serious thing he did was to graduate with perfect scores in all subjects, become the most awesome graduate in the history of Male Insect Academy, and give these aborigines a glimpse of the style of a time traveler. However, after graduation, he took the Male Insect College graduation certificate and the bachelor's, master's and doctoral degree certificates in his hand, and began his twenty-year life of living at home and chewing on the elderly. His adoptive male father, Starin Romanov, is recognized as the strongest male insect in the world. Although this name will make the time traveler look puzzled as soon as he hears this name, these are all small and insignificant details. Stalin is undoubtedly a being who has copied the script of Chong Aotian. He has one hundred and eight green forest heroes. No, he is a harem of female insects, and he is also the president of the male insect protection association. His overwhelming sense of justice allowed him to emit the bright light of a 20,000-watt light bulb in this position, making immeasurable contributions to the males. But this Chong Aotian is not without his worries. He is urged by the female Chong at home to find a partner for the older single male foster son every day. He also feels that it is not a problem for the cub to lie down all the time. I specially picked a good time and prepared to enlighten my cubs. Stalin, who had dug Karl out of bed, had just told him the purpose of his trip - to persuade his son to go on a blind date. Karl held the hand of his adoptive father affectionately and said tenderly: "Actually, I have always been deeply in love with him. I don't go out to work just so that I can keep watching him from the position closest to him." Stalin was unmoved. He looked at Karl with eyes still full of male fatherly love. When the child made a treasonous declaration, he didn't want to give the boy a look, but said calmly: "In this case, why doesn't Carl come to work in the Male Protection Association? The position of vice president of the Male Protection Association has been vacant for many years, and we need fresh blood like you to join." In this way, Karl, who originally just wanted to slander himself as a male in love and make his adoptive male father quit in the face of difficulties, did not expect that his adoptive male father's heart could be so big! He was hand-picked by Stalin to become the vice-president of the Heroes Protection Association, but he was driven to the shelves in a serious way. He bid farewell to the life of a rice insect and became a working hero. The work contents of the president and vice president of the Xiongbao Association do not overlap. When Karl started working, it was even rarer to see his "true love and heroic father" Stalin. Because the president of the Male Protection Association mainly deals with external problems of males, or external problems with males, in short, he is busy running around all day long. The vice president of the Male Protection Association deals with the internal problems of the male insects. For example, he temporarily acts as a psychologist to treat some of the male insects' hidden mental illnesses. Karl, who had no relevant knowledge in his previous life and only played jokes, was able to bring his fun spirit into this world. "Vice President, I feel that life is meaningless and my future is bleak." "Because you love your female father." "Vice President, I have achieved all the achievements that a male insect can achieve, but I still can't be happy." "Because you love your female father." "Vice President, I have something to hide... I... I am impotent." "Because you love your female father." "Ah, so it turns out that impotence is also related to the love of the father?" "Ah, no, you damn impotence, why don't you come to my office for some crappy psychological consultation! Shouldn't you go to the hospital next door for consultation?" The male worm lying on the medical chair looked embarrassed, "That's true, but Melvin, the male master, is not visiting the clinic today. Rumors say that he is being treated at your place, the vice-president." Hearing the name of a certain male, Karl turned off his tape recorder, stood up with a smile, sorted out all the information on this "patient", and then... "Get out of here!!!" Melvin is a rare medical genius. His female father is the director of the First Federal Hospital who has been single for more than two hundred years, and his male father is the deputy director who pretends to be a woman and tries to replace his female father. However, female worms are born to have longer lifespans than male worms. Although they are more than a hundred years younger, they feel that they can't get along with each other's vice-dean. They started a love affair in the operating room with the dean, which caused the dean to have three births in a year. After the dean was offline, he was forced to lay off. And their youngest cub, Melvin, although he is a male, has also shown extraordinary medical literacy since he was a child. He successfully performed surgery at the age of twelve, invented a new surgical technique at the age of sixteen, became the director at the age of thirty, and became the deputy director at the age of forty-five. There's just one thing that's not so good. This male is a workaholic. He lives in the hospital for food, clothing, and housing, and has never shown any signs of favoring any female. The male father of Melvin's two former deans discussed with the female father, "It's over, Zaizai can't be male-loving!" If Melvin, who can stand for 140 hours of surgery at a time, heard this, the male would probably yell, "Absurd! Ridiculous!" However, nothing lasts forever. Since Melvin took office, the prevalence of mental illness among medical staff at Federal Hospital No. 1 Has also increased exponentially. One day, a group of doctors who were implicated by Melvin, a workaholic, who had been on duty for seventy-two hours, went crazy and tied Melvin directly to Carl's office chair. Melvin, who had done the corresponding homework a long time ago and knew that as long as his speech complied with normal insect logic at the vice-president's place, he would not be forced to enter the file and receive twelve courses of psychological treatment. Before he could say a few words, Melvin's file was stamped directly by Karl. Karl, who had experienced strong winds and waves, took out a "photo" and asked: "Dean Melvin, do you recognize these bugs?" "Of course!" Melvin vowed: "They are my female monarch, female attendants, and my female insect children!" "That's bullshit! This is the poster for this year's military marshal competition! Where did you, a well-known golden bachelor, get such a lady, a lady, a maid, and a child?" In this way, Dean Melvin, who loved his work, lost four precious working hours every week from that day on and came to Vice President Carl's office for psychological treatment. Melvin, who couldn't understand why Carl, who had never passed the corresponding license and even had an engineering degree, could work as a psychiatrist, had a natural hostility towards Carl, like a doctor towards a Mongolian doctor. But regardless of his mental activity, he still had to go to the mandatory psychological treatment. As this goes on, things get worse. A male insect survival guide that went off the rails from the start. The heroes attack each other. [This article is not suitable for readers who need warning] [By default, I write about you as thunder, and I am not responsible for being injured to death] Purpose: As long as you live