Asano Juri opened a game.
The game had made all sorts of extravagant claims: a cool, white-haired teacher, a bewitching and laid-back cult leader, a sunny classmate... Every one of them was handsome.
Juri eagerly launched the game.
[You find two children at the start. Hmm...]
[Which one will you save?]
Juri stared at the giant heads on the screen, lost in thought.
Was this seriously not a scam?
It looked like a handsome-man conquest game, but was actually a boring PPT merging minigame.
Wondering what on earth she was supposed to do in this game, she chose the light-colored one beside her.
[N years later, the dark-colored one on the left comes to see you:]
[Did you save a ■■■ in Shibuya?]
Asano Juri: [Are you that ■■■?]
[No, I'm the brain beside him! You ruined my plan!]
First playthrough: Game Over.
Unconvinced, Asano Juri started a second playthrough.
This time, she chose to save the dark-colored one.
[N years later, the light-colored one comes to see you.]
[Did you save a ■■■ in Shibuya?]
Juri: [Are you that ■■■?]
The light-colored one: [No! I'm the legendary spicy teacher! You got me sealed!]
Second playthrough: Game Over.
Juri: ???
Undeterred, she opened the game for a third playthrough, ready to go completely off the rails. But when she opened her eyes, she found herself in Shibuya with the merging game System.
Huh? This isn't what I expected!
**
Gojo Satoru ran into a strange person in Shibuya. Amid the chaos of the curses, she was completely calm.
That is, until he was on the verge of being sealed. She shouted something about "merge, merge," pulled out one jar of ten-year-old pickled cabbage, one set of bangs belonging to the Doomsday Cult Leader, and one pair of spicy teacher's underwear. Finally, she managed to pull out a ■■ and rescue him.
Wait, wait, where did the second-to-last item come from?
[Reading Guide]
1. No character deaths
2. Gojo is the love interest. By the time they fall in love, the female lead and Gojo Satoru are no longer teacher and student.
3. More to be added
[Blurb dated 2026.05.28]
Theme: Live well
