My Sword Guys Can’t Possibly Be Creepy Bosses

【Next story will most likely be “Saniwa Simulator,” link in the announcements~】 【Main story complete】 Top-tier corporate slave Chu Yao wakes up to find herself inside the legendary infinite-flow scenario. What the heck? I’ve already escaped the workplace, so why do I still have to fight for my life? Might as well lie flat. Wait, why does this instance’s boss look so much like my own tsukumogami? ＊＊ They had never seen their Saniwa’s face. They had never heard her voice or received her comfort. They could only use the little spiritual power they had to reassure themselves. One day, God said, “I can help you meet her.” “The price is that you must leave the citadel, part from the others, and become the boss of each instance until she clears it.” They said, “I’m willing.” ＊＊ They say every instance has a clear-condition ranking of SSS, and that the person who achieves it is always alone. She is so powerful that the bosses willingly submit to her with a crook of her finger. Everyone holds her in awe, and almost nobody can even say her full name. Chu Yao is curious. “Who is it?” Someone else: (glances around) “Suzuki Yao.” Chu Yao: “...Huh?” ＊＊ Instance One: Awataguchi Manor ✓ The young masters fall for the girl who cleans for a living Butler: The young masters haven’t laughed like this in ages (gritting his teeth) Instance Two: The Genpei War ✓ The Genji raising project, with the Heike trying to steal them away Instance Three: Singing and Dancing All-Stars ✓ Instance Four: Fox Wedding ✓ The bride the fox wants to marry Instance Five: Shinsen First High ✓ Wait, what? Teacher Kagawa, please don’t let your personal feelings get in the way! Instance Six: Yamanaka Yakuza Chronicles ✓ Is there something wrong with NTRing a married woman? Instance Seven: Maria Church ✓ Godfather? No. Seduce the master? Yes. Mysterious Instance: ■■■■■■■ ✓ 【Reader’s Guide】: 1. The protagonist’s golden finger is the sword boys. 2. No bashing the government. 3. Leave your brain at the door and we’ll all have more fun (heart) 4. A little bit of the “everyone thinks she’s amazing” trope. 5. No corruption. 6. Crossover with Bungo Stray Dogs and Touken Ranbu. Bungo Stray Dogs:Touken Ranbu = 6:4. You don’t have to know either series to enjoy it. More to come. Blurb for the next story, “Saniwa Simulator”: You’ve picked up a game called Saniwa Simulator. Come fall in love! A: Turn around and leave (tap the top-left corner) B: Start reading C: Check it out later (add to bookshelf) You seem to have noticed there’s something a little wrong with your body. A: You’re face-blind. B: You’re addicted to ＊. C: You have both. D: You break into ballet whenever you make eye contact with someone of the opposite sex, unless you meet your one true love. 【Reader’s Guide】: 1. A lighthearted, discovery-focused story. 2. No main plot, no outline. 3. Readers influence the story. Options will be posted at the end of chapters to decide what happens next. 4. More to come. 【My Touken Ranbu story “I’m Really Not a Scumbag” is also in my drafts, along with more fun blurbs!】 【Recommended: My friend’s story “My Ice-Cold Senior Is a Siscon” by Le Feisheng】 Theme: Love life