Jiang Chuanyi, an unbelievably unlucky guy.
After a new member of the volleyball club accidentally hit him in the back of the head, he transmigrated to Yokohama. That would have been bad enough, but he also got bound to a Husband-Chasing System.
Before he could celebrate that he had another chance at life, the useless System, for the sake of its own KPI, had already picked the hardest target for him: Dazai Osamu.
He had no confidence, but he had no choice but to grit his teeth and go for it.
Step one: sneak into Dazai Osamu's home to investigate. If things looked okay, confess to him first.
Instead, Jiang Chuanyi kicked the door in while causing a mess, and got caught by the man himself.
His outrageous confession was overheard too.
Jiang Chuanyi had already figured out exactly how he was going to die, but Dazai Osamu had a sudden fit of kindness and gave him a chance to start over.
Jiang Chuanyi was obedient and well-behaved, worked for the Port Mafia, and was quickly promoted to executive.
Then one day, while trying to curry favor for a single percent, Dazai casually doused him with a bucket of cold water. “I knew all along that you were trying to win me over.”
Jiang Chuanyi: ?
Dazai Osamu: “I can control this value too!”
Then Jiang Chuanyi discovered that his Husband-Chasing Value had mysteriously gone up by two points.
Fine, he could only do under-the-table work for the Port Mafia and try to please Dazai Osamu (sob).
He had no idea how, but after his value finally reached 100%, Jiang Chuanyi decided to repay the Port Mafia's kindness by helping it and the villains go down together, while heading home in the process.
Not long after he died, he didn't make it home. Instead, he returned to the Bungo Stray Dogs world.
But he had lost his memories, and there was one piece of good news and one piece of bad news.
Good news: Dazai Osamu was looking out for him.
Bad news: Dazai Osamu seemed very unhappy with him.
Back in the Bungo Stray Dogs world, there were the Port Mafia's five buildings on his left, a sign for the Armed Detective Agency on his right, and directly opposite...
Why was there a gymnasium with a sign that said “Karasuno High School Volleyball Club”?!
Before he could recover from the shock of this chaotic collision of worlds, a familiar, cheerful electronic voice rang out in his mind once more:
[Ping! Congratulations, Host, you've been bound to the “Chase Your Husband Again After Abandoning Him” System! Current Husband-Chasing Value: 0%! Reach 100% to go home! Your target is the Port Mafia's youngest executive, Dazai Osamu.]
Amnesiac Jiang Chuanyi: ...?
Isn't something about this plot a little off?
Whatever, run first!
He had just turned around when his calf bumped into a soft little toddler.
The child looked up. His eyes were like Jiang Chuanyi's, and his smile was like the legendary Dazai's.
“Daddy!”
Jiang Chuanyi: ???
Theme: Love you forever.
