You are an incompetent husband.
Your wife is beautiful and alluring, with hair whiter than fresh snow and eyes clearer than the blue sky.
Your wife is so charming and fragile that the outside world is full of bad people who covet and bully him:
Including an arrogant, rotten-orange boss, a nosy passerby with visible stitching, and an evil neighbor with four arms...
But because your character setting is that of an incompetent husband:
Every time your wife is hurt, you fall asleep, peaceful as a dead pig.
Unable to protect your wife, all you can do is cling to his long legs every day and weep pathetically:
"How can I... call myself a husband?"
And your considerate wife only gives you a smile that leaves you dizzy;
Then he opens his dressing gown and asks tenderly:
"Darling, you worked hard today, didn't you? How about..."
Sigh. You're so useless.
You've gone and gotten a nosebleed all over your wife's abs again.
Until one day, you hear your arrogant boss asking your wife in a despairing tone that is extremely out of character:
"Gojo Satoru, when is she going to wake up? How much longer do we have to play along with her?!"
And your helpless wife answers in an even more outrageously out-of-character, arrogant tone:
"If you dare get in our way, I'll kill you."
[Note]
1. This is the effect of your cursed technique.
2. Could this cursed technique really be 'incompetent husband'?
3. Not necessarily.
[2026/5/27]
Theme: Honey, you wouldn't want your husband to lose his job, would you?
