You are an incompetent husband.
Your wife is beautiful and charming, with hair whiter than fresh snow and eyes clearer than the blue sky.
His wife is so charming yet weak and pitiful that in the outside world, there are bad people everywhere who covet and bully her:
Including the arrogant Rotten Orange boss, the peeping suture lineman, the evil four-handed neighbor...
But, because your setting is an incompetent husband:
So every time your wife is hurt, you will fall asleep, as peaceful as a dead pig.
Unable to protect your wife, you can only hold his slender thighs every day and cry cowardly:
"What kind of husband can I be if I'm like this..."
The considerate wife will only show a dizzying smile;
Then he opened his nightgown towards you and asked lovingly:
"My dear, have you had a hard day at work? Do you want to..."
Alas. You are so useless.
The nosebleeds spread to my wife's abdominal muscles again.
Until one day, you heard your arrogant boss asking your wife in a very OOC desperate tone:
"Gojo Satoru, when will she wake up? How long will we have to play with her?!"
And your helpless wife used a more OOC arrogant tone and replied:
"If you dare to interfere with us, I will kill you."
Note
1. This is the effect of your spell
2. Could this spell mean an incompetent husband?
3. Not necessarily
2026/5/27
Purpose: Madam, you don't want your husband to lose his job, right?