Online Dating, But Why Is It My Ex?

After dumping his ex-boyfriend on his own initiative, Qiu Qiu is pursued by an online friend he met by chance.

The guy checks in on him, gives him weather reports based on where he is, orders takeout to suit his tastes, offers advice about work, and teaches him how to handle relationships with other people.

But he never sends photos and rarely sends voice messages.

When he does reply, it’s usually just a single word, like “Mm” or “Okay.”

Still, he’s ten thousand times cuter than that ex-boyfriend, the absolute jerk.

Little by little, Qiu Qiu falls for him...

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One day, the guy asks to meet in person. Qiu Qiu gets all dolled up for the occasion, but when he reaches the designated meeting spot, there’s no one there. He calls the guy’s phone, then gets dragged away by a strong, familiar hand.

Damn it! He recognizes that hand at once. It belongs to his ex-boyfriend, that jerk!

Can’t he leave me alone? Does he want to get back together? Dream on!

Then the bastard’s phone rings in his pocket.

Wait, why is my online boyfriend’s phone in his pants pocket?!

Watching Qiu Qiu freeze in shock, Qi Chao lets out a cold snort.

“You’re never getting rid of me.”

“Want to date some other guy? Only if I’m dead!”

“Even if I’m dead, don’t think you can!”

Qiu Qiu posts on a social networking site, asking for advice:

[Met my online boyfriend in person and found out he’s my awful ex. How do I deal with this?]

The explosive title draws a flood of replies:

[What a regular customer. You’ve eaten the same guy twice.]

[Pretty obvious the poster really likes this type.]

[You know what we’re like, poster. Break up!]

[Can’t tell if the poster wants to break up or not?]

[You can tell at a glance the poster can’t bear to break up.]

Qiu Qiu: ...

Later...

Qiu Qiu edits his original post:

[Thanks, everyone. My boyfriend and I got married. [Ring photo]]

Commenter 1: ?

Commenter 2: ?

Commenter 3: ?

Dude, what?

A sharp-tongued but softhearted, oblivious uke VS a petty, utterly devoted, possessive, obsessive seme who’s crazy in love

A sweet little romance starring two people who are both hopeless romantics

P.S.

Qi Chao (zhao)

The seme has issues, serious issues. He gets better later.

Theme: Make the most of your time and keep moving forward.