Our Honeymoon Phase Expired, So I Have to Woo You Again

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Yin Wang has done three major things:

First: The day his ex-boyfriend returned to the country, everyone else was smart enough to stay out of the way. Yin Wang alone fought his way through the crowd of people waiting to greet him and brought him home by himself.

He didn't even get a cup of tea before he saw his ex heading off to dinner with someone else. Furious, Yin Wang rushed to catch him cheating, and just looking at that face made him shamelessly get hard.

Later, when he heard his ex was going to the white lotus's birthday party, he climbed onto the roof and threatened to jump. He did get the man to come back, but the price was getting his ass spanked raw.

Second: He heard that his ex was keeping a pretty boy in Switzerland, so Yin Wang grabbed a knife and flew over in the middle of the night. He held the blade to the guy's face. The other man sneered, “Go on, cut me. He's the one who cares about me, anyway.”

His ex walked in, opened his mouth to plead for the guy, then added, “That's my younger brother.”

Yin Wang put away the knife. “Oh. Never mind.”

It did matter. He got sent back to the country.

He arrived with a knife and left with his tail between his legs, too scared to utter a word.

Third: As soon as he landed, someone reported him for “pursuing one guy while keeping another.”

Yin Wang snatched the phone away and finished cursing out his older brother, then turned to face Qi Yanchu's amused smile. “It really is just financial support.”

Qi Yanchu leans back on the sofa. “Oh? Want to meet him?”

Yin Wang instinctively reaches for his knife. Oh, right, it was confiscated.

The guy he's supporting is a decent person. Yin Wang feels bad about canceling things outright, so he decides to smear him instead. Before he can spread any dirt, Qi Yanchu catches him in bed with the guy.

And that's not all. The bet he made is exposed too. Qi Yanchu walks out on the spot. Yin Wang chases after him. Even though Qi Yanchu knows Yin Wang had used him as the subject of a bet, he still softens and takes him home. Yin Wang grits his teeth and vows to find the snitch. After investigating, he discovers that the one who let it slip was himself.

Yin Wang: Fuck!

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When he pursues Qi Yanchu, Qi Yanchu thinks he never acts properly.

Yin Wang refuses to accept that. He shows up downstairs at the company with red roses. All the office's elite lean out to watch as he stands up straight, thinking, “This is romantic enough, right?”

Instead, Qi Yanchu takes him home and ties him up. He stares at his computer, not even bothering to look at Yin Wang. Yin Wang panics, swallows the petals in his mouth, and croaks, “Bro, you can juice roses.”

Qi Yanchu finally moves.

He leans close to Yin Wang's ear, warm breath brushing his neck. “If you can't get any juice out, don't even think about getting back together.”

Read the content warnings before you start 👇

1. Chasing your husband all the way to the ICU. He's already in the ICU.

2. Neither the top nor the bottom gets abused. They both bring their troubles on themselves.

3. Before the top came along, the bottom was a little spoiled and difficult.

4. Melodramatic romance.

5. This novel isn't suitable for anyone who's particular about their favorite role!!!

[Before reading] The characters' dynamic is “equals outside the bedroom, clearly defined roles in bed.” In everyday interactions, they don't differentiate based on top and bottom. Their roles are defined only in intimate scenes. Please don't argue about the characters' positions, and focus on the story itself. Thanks for understanding, and enjoy!

Upcoming novel: Please Don't Switch Positions

Blurb:

Question: What do you do if the guy you hook up with is your boss's boss, the hospital's living money god?

This isn't just a mortifying situation. It's the end of your career! Liang Yueran can already picture the miserable scene on Monday morning, when the hospital director personally hands him his termination notice.

He's about to sneak away, but the other man is already awake. So he immediately pretends to be asleep. While the man showers, he calls a friend and asks, “I slept with someone!”

The friend says, “From the sound of your voice... tsk, tsk. Looks like he gave you a pretty good time!”

Liang Yueran: “I was on top, damn it! I was on top! Get your positions straight. I was the one who slept with him!”

The friend: “Ohhh, I get it. You're a 7x, huh? Impressive, impressive.”

Liang Yueran: “It's me! Liang Yueran! I slept with someone else! I fucked him! Do you understand?! I. Fucked. Him!”

As soon as he finishes speaking, Cheng Ji leans against the wall with his arms crossed, an amused, knowing smile on his lips, his playful gaze fixed on Liang Yueran.

His eyes clearly say: I heard every word you just said.

“Why! Why! Why!”

Cheng Ji glances at the man throwing a fit. He doesn't even have to guess what he's yelling about.

It's because the others heard Liang Yueran venting and started “calling Cheng Ji out.” Cheng Ji didn't say much at the time. He simply tossed out a casual question in the hallway outside: “Do you know why they'd say that?”

“I don't know. But I don't think they're good people. They're your friends, so why are they taking my side?” Liang Yueran shakes his head.

The next second, Cheng Ji reveals the truth: “Because they think you're the bottom.”

Liang Yueran explodes on the spot, determined to defend his dignity as a top. He turns and rushes back. “I'm going to tell them I was on top! I'm a 1!”

Cheng Ji grabs him. “It won't help. They won't believe you.”

Liang Yueran is furious. Why! Why is it that just because Cheng Ji has a strong presence, everyone assumes he's the bottom?!

At another get-together,

Doctor Liang is called away urgently by the hospital, so the two of them leave early. As he's changing his shoes, Liang Yueran mutters, “I'm just a brick. Wherever I'm needed, that's where I go.”

Director Cheng replies lazily, “It's hollow inside, right?”

Liang Yueran glares at him. The next second, he decides to go all in. He deliberately drapes himself over Cheng Ji's chest, acting coy as he makes a fist and lightly pounds him. “I'm gonna pound your chest with my little fists~”

“Ahem.”

“Cough, cough, cough.”

Liang Yueran squeezes his eyes shut, wishing he could pass out on the spot. He falls backward, but Cheng Ji reaches out and catches him, holding him steady.

Then the other four start putting on a show

Friend 1: “I'm gonna pound your chest with my little fists~” He actually gives Cheng Ji a few little punches.

Friend 2: “Ooh~ I'm gonna pound your chest with my little fists~ Don't be mad, Brother Cheng Ji~”

Friend 3: “Pound your chest with my little fists.”

Friend 3's partner: “Ahem. Pound your chest.”

After their performance, all four leave in high spirits.

Cheng Ji closes his eyes and looks toward the culprit.

The culprit is clinging desperately to a pillar by the villa's front gate, wailing nonstop. “I can't go on. I'm not leaving. Just let me fuse with this pillar.”

“You should be glad they didn't take a video.”

“My reputation as a top... it's lost all its dignity...”

Theme: Making mistakes in love and growing through pain.