My Younger Brother Hates Me for Being a Blockhead

Pseudo-incest | Loyal dog x blockhead

Li Xian has two great regrets in life.

First, when he was fifteen and his master was about to sell his younger brother, he didn’t throw himself at the old bastard and bite through his wrist.

Second, when he was twenty-five, he listened to his bad-influence friends, spent half a month’s wages to hire a “male model” for a night out, and ended up picking the younger brother he hadn’t seen in ten years.

The little brat even gave him attitude.

Looking at that familiar face, Li Xian was just about to come up with an excuse to turn him down when his legs suddenly went weak and he fell into the other man’s arms.

…Which bastard put something in his drink?!

The stuff was so strong that Li Xian barely lasted three seconds before grabbing the young man’s face and kissing him without holding back.

The next morning, he opened his eyes to find the young man’s back, covered in scratch marks, right in front of him.

Li Xian was scared half to death. Before the other man woke up, he scrambled out of there, clutching his waist as he fled.

It’s hard to find a place to rent with both a good price and a decent location, so Li Xian arranged to view an apartment with an agent after work.

The agent brought him to what was supposedly the cheapest place in the complex and asked whether he’d be willing to share with the landlord.

The word “yes” had barely left his lips when the door suddenly opened from inside.

The young man leaned against the door, looking bored. When Li Xian saw his face, he nearly bit off his own tongue.

The young man raised an eyebrow and looked him up and down. Li Xian could only force himself to introduce himself. “Hello, I’m Li Xian. Nice to… meet you.”

Li Xian lowered his head, not daring to look at him, when a handsome hand suddenly appeared before him.

“Hello there. I’m Li Jianshu.”

The young man drew out his words, putting extra emphasis on the last few.

“Nice to meet you.”

Li Xian: “…”

He… didn’t recognize me, right?

Li Jianshu hated Li Xian with all his heart.

When he was ten, his master was going to sell him. His hands were tied and his mouth gagged. As he struggled and kicked, he tumbled down the stairs and hit his head on a step.

The last thing he saw before the pain knocked him out was the young Li Xian walking away without even looking back, his silhouette thin as a knife, as if they had nothing to do with each other.

Ten years later, Li Jianshu knew he had a handsome face he could use. He planned to make his older brother fall in love with him, then walk away without a second thought, just to get revenge.

They slept together as soon as they met, and things moved fast.

But there was a problem… His older brother was a genuine blockhead.

No matter how much Li Jianshu tried to seduce him, it did no good. Nothing progressed.

At last, Li Jianshu couldn’t take it anymore and asked, “Brother, why won’t you consider dating me?”

Li Xian lay on the sofa and brushed him off. “What are you talking about? You’re my little brother.”

A shadow fell over him. Li Jianshu grabbed him by the chin, a cold smile on his handsome face. “Little brother?”

“Who sleeps with their little brother?”

Li Xian: “…”

Oh no.

[I’ll cross mountains and valleys to find the arrow that’s flown from its bow.]

[Reading Guide]

1. An everyday story with a bit of a martial-arts-world feel, with two equally matched leads.

2. Each other’s first love, no switching roles or breaking them up. The top and bottom aren’t blood relatives and aren’t registered in the same household.

3. The top never actually worked as a male model; what happened when they were kids was also a misunderstanding.

4. Happy ending, set in a fictional world with no relation to reality.

Theme: Long live life.