A Research Report on Why Navy Admirals Are Destined to Be Single (One Piece)

This story features a certain admiral muttering (crossed out) and rating his crewmates. Click to see Admiral Kizaru pick his team live (lol).

A silly little one-shot.

P.S. Based on how I understand Borsalino, I think he has a bit of a dry sense of humor. After all... what kind of good admiral takes time during a mission to chat with every single Supernova?! Even if he does later kick them one by one (or so it seemed).

So... maybe Uncle is secretly a chatterbox? But since he doesn't have any fellow corporate drones around to gossip with, he has to entertain himself (crossed out)?

Anyway, apologies if anyone feels out of character.

That's all.

Theme: How to keep a safe distance from an unpredictable admiral.