Scheming, calculating CEO gong x Clueless, money-loving assistant shou
Ji Nian is the newest assistant at Jiang Qichao's company. His degree is fake, his work skills are fake, and the only real things about him are his pretty face and his scatterbrained mind.
His colleagues all wonder why Mr. Jiang, who is so exacting about work, would keep such an idiot around.
Ji Nian straightens his collar to hide the marks. "Because I'm a personal assistant. I'm here to take care of the boss's personal needs. These skills aren't required."
He needs money, and this is the condition Jiang Qichao set for letting him stay.
*Morning
Ji Nian is too sleepy to get out of bed. "Boss, boss, want to have a go? We're short on time this morning, so I can give you a discount."
Jiang Qichao pinches his chin. "Mm, we're short on time. Open your mouth."
Ji Nian jolts awake and curls up like a hamster. "No way, that costs extra!"
*Noon
Ji Nian sprawls in the boss's chair. "Boss, boss, everyone's gone for their lunch break. I can help you right here in the office."
Jiang Qichao picks him up and stuffs him under the desk. "Mm, someone will be coming in to give a report soon. You can help me here."
Ji Nian lies across his lap like a puppy. "No way, this costs extra too!"
*Evening
Ji Nian hugs a pillow, barely able to speak. "Boss, boss... can I clock out and rest now...?"
Jiang Qichao: "You're working overtime today."
Ji Nian's eyes fill with tears. "But my butt really hurts..."
Jiang Qichao slaps him on the butt. "I can pay extra."
One day,
Jiang Qichao wraps his arms around Ji Nian, curled up beside him like a puppy beneath the blankets.
"Niannian, have a baby for me."
Still half asleep, Ji Nian snuggles closer to the person beside him. "What?"
"I said, have a cute little baby like you for me."
Ji Nian wakes up in an instant and retreats three meters away, clutching the blanket. "No way, that costs extra!"
Blurb saved on June 30, 2026
Theme: Love can overcome distance
