
Idiot, Rabbits Can Have False Pregnancies!
蠢货,兔子是会假孕的!
by Xiaofeng Xiaofeng (小风小风)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 136k Words
- Chapters
- 38
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
[The next book is "Uncle, I Want to Be Your Wife", please support me at the bottom of the text~] Shoto is "pregnant". My lower abdomen is hot and swollen, there is a strange swelling pain in my chest, and my legs feel inexplicably weak just by standing still. But the culprit was leaning against the door, chatting and laughing with a group of lazy little nurses. When he saw his hateful eyes, he repaid them with kindness and gave him a charming look. Without saying a word, Xiao Tu punched him in the face, turned around and left, but instead of being angry, the man caught up to him and put his arm around his shoulders affectionately. "Where are you going? Your face looks so bad." The breath he exhaled while speaking fell on the hair of his ears, making it feel hot and itchy, and the memory slowly overlapped with that chaotic night. Xiao Tu gritted his teeth and said, "Go and have an abortion." --- Xiao Tu is the famous iceberg in the hospital. He is good-looking but has a bad temper. Everyone avoids him, but he has long been accustomed to living alone, until a bad fate from seven years ago reappeared. Qi Fang, the tall, long-legged, romantic and rich returnee ABC. On his first day at work, he became the focus of the crowd. The young nurses flocked to him, but he only cared about the figure who ignored him. "Nurse Xiao, it's been a long time... Uh!" The fist came through the wind and landed on the high bridge of the nose. Xiao Tu sprayed the back of his hand with alcohol, turned around and left, but Qi Fang touched his sore nose intoxicated. Well, my hands are still so tender. In the duty room, Xiao Tu was standing on tiptoes to reach the medicines on the upper shelf. The hem of his clothes moved up with the movement, revealing a slender white waist. Qi Fang approached quietly, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the rabbit ears that were originally hanging suddenly turned up, and the next second the iron fist was swung towards his abdomen, Rabbit ears slapped his face, Ah, it smells so good. Before he could recover, a glass of cold water poured down on his head and face again. Water got into his eyes and blurred his vision. Qi Fang did not wipe his face immediately. Instead, he pursed his lips first. Great, it was an indirect kiss. --- "I've been thinking about what you said yesterday for a long time. Since we already have the child, let's get married first. We can pick out the diamond ring tonight. For the wedding... Time is a bit tight, but don't worry, I will definitely find a way to prepare everything before you reveal your pregnancy, as well as baby supplies..." "Qi Fang," Xiao Tu interrupted mercilessly, "Actually, I took medicine that night." "Can you still survive after taking the medicine? As expected of my son, life is really hard..." A heavy punch fell on Qi Fang's face again, "That's a false pregnancy!" * Small theater: "Why should Dr. Qi be with a weird-tempered person like Xiao Tu!" "Who calls parents good-looking? Just twist your waist..." No one usually passes by the utility room, which is the best place for gossiping, but at this moment, there was a clang. Inside the door, Xiao Tu wanted to resist, but Qi Fang put his hands behind his back and pressed them against the door. "My belly is soft and squishy, and it's cuter than before." Xiao Tu struggled in vain and could only bite his ears and curse with tears in his eyes: "Let go of you bastard!" "Keep your voice down, people outside haven't left yet." The two of them turned around suspiciously. It was pitch dark inside the door and they couldn't see anything clearly. "It's all your fault, otherwise how could I have had a false pregnancy..." Qi Fang kissed his wet ear hair and said in a vague voice, "I'm sorry, baby, I will be responsible for helping you relieve your symptoms." [Hot-faced, mean-spirited dog licking attack × cold-faced, cute lop-eared rabbit seduction] *The subject is a lop-eared rabbit, including pseudopregnancy and other descriptions (XP warning) Same-sex marriage and childbearing background, no children in the text 192×170cm, poor size, bad tempered but very petite. Straight ball licking dog attack × poisonous tongue tsundere Reunion after a broken mirror, chasing his wife but not in the crematorium Fight against the young couple, Shuang Jie, he Pre-collection of "Uncle, I Want to Be Your Wife": [My father is a straight man and he flirts with me, but he knows that his wife is being fucked] "Wow ah... Well..." "Don't cry, little darling. Can my brother be your mother?" Cheng Qianshan was blowing in the wind on the balcony. In the next room, his cheap daughter was crying for her mother, and his cheap son was holding the baby in his arms with his chest open and coaxing her. He is a well-known pick-up man around him. He was a widower until he was 36 years old and finally got a wife. After getting married, he was not allowed to touch her at all. However, he became pregnant for no reason and disappeared without a trace after giving birth to his daughter. Fortunately, he is familiar with this matter. He is the best at taking care of a child who has his mother but not his mother. ------ Shen Xia was the son of his deceased comrade. As soon as he left, the child's mother threw him at the door of Cheng Qianshan's house, and then left with others. He was 22 years old that year and Shen Xia was 8 years old. The two of them were not nearly as old as father and son. Even though they were brothers, they also confused their seniority, so Cheng Qianshan asked him to call him uncle. Abandoned children are used to looking at others. Shen Xia knew that her existence had delayed Cheng Qianshan's marriage, so she had consciously helped with housework since she was a child and learned to fill the vacancy of a wife. When she was a child, Shen Xia was like a glutinous rice dumpling, docile and soft, but she lived cautiously at an age that should have been carefree. Cheng Qianshan felt uncomfortable. He worked from dawn to dusk to make money, just to let Shen Xia live a good life, for fear that he would be wronged after him. Over the years, his business has become more and more prosperous, and he inevitably has to socialize all day long, but Shen Xia gradually begins to take care of him. Every time he secretly wanted to smoke two cigarettes, Shen Xia's two thin arms would come from behind and snatch the cigarettes from his mouth. In order to prevent him from drinking too much, even if someone misunderstood him as his little duck, he would still attend the dinner with him. Even Shen Xia had to intervene in his search for a partner. When he married that woman, he almost cried, made trouble, and hanged himself to the point of strongly objecting. Just like his little wife. ------- Shen Xia was still holding the baby in the bedroom and coaxing her softly. The baby put her hand on his white chest and finally stopped crying. He walked into the bedroom quietly. When Shen Xia saw him coming, she shyly gathered her clothes and held the sleeping child to him like a treasure. "Uncle, look, I put her to sleep." Cheng Qianshan touched his face and said, "Well, we Xia Xia are also learning to be mothers." She can wash and cook, and breastfeed children. She is also pretty and dewy. If she were really a girl, I don't know which gangster got the better of her. Cheng Qianshan felt that although he did not have a wife, he had a good family and a successful career, so he could barely be considered a winner in life. However, this idea suddenly collapsed after I woke up with a hangover that day. Shen Xia was lying next to him, with bruises all over her shoulders. She hid under the quilt tremblingly, her eyes were red as if she had just cried. "Uncle, my back hurts." *Consumption guide: Being pursued Gong is an old virgin, he has a strong daddy taste, and he always thought he was straight before he became enlightened. Shou thinks about how to get her to bed every day, and she is really very maternal. There is a difference in body shape, 187×170cm 14 years age difference It's probably the happy daily life of a rough and honest man and his scheming and pretty little wife. He Intention: Love has its own destiny, and the right people will meet again







. . Do most colleagues hate being excluded? Their behavior is workplace bullying, right? There are also rumors and later in the plot it is said that they are attacked by seducers...
After finishing the story, I really want to watch the extras. I want to watch the wedding of the two, and see the shock of my colleagues (especially the one who always makes a scene, I forgot his name). Also, the introduction indicates that the main text will not give birth to children, so is it possible to have children in the extras? [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] I haven't seen enough, and I still want to continue watching the young couple.
Where do you find the time to watch the fun? I can't even change the fluid every day. This one screams and that screams. Where does the time come for chatting [Cracked]
"Xiao Tu snorted coldly, seeing Qi..." This is a big bug for the author~
This supporting character won't just run through every chapter... [Cracked]
"It's not that Qi Fang is distracted, but..." This is a big bug for the author~
This intern is so stupid. [The glasses] are a bit stiff. Boss, try breaking up a few more paragraphs. I read too fast and the words are a little dizzy.