A CEO with hemorrhoids x a goddess of a colorectal surgeon.
The goddess doctor has a magical touch, and she'll restore the CEO's perfect, original chrysanthemum. Coming no later than December 2026~
They say Zhong Can is a domineering CEO straight out of a novel. His company is preparing to go public, he has more money than he can spend, he rarely smiles, dresses like a young master, and is a neat freak.
He's flawless and invincible.
But he has six hemorrhoids.
Plus an anal fissure, rectal prolapse, and anal stenosis.
He has only one weakness: his butt.
They say Gao Lai is one of the country's top colorectal surgeons. She removes 300 hemorrhoids a day, has never had a failed case in years of practice, and sends countless patients home with their original chrysanthemums intact.
She heals with a deft hand and wields her scalpel without hesitation.
Yet a top-tier hospital forced her out.
She ended up at an obscure private hospital, where she and her team banded together to tackle hemorrhoids.
She has only one flaw: a disability in her legs.
Zhong Can: "Do you know who I am? I'm the controlling shareholder of Zhujunhao, with a 36.89% stake!"
Gao Lai: "I don't care. Shut your mouth. Take off your pants and lie on your side."
CEO Zhong takes off his pants in humiliation.
Gao Lai: "My knuckles are a little big. Bear with it."
Zhong Can sneers. "I climbed Mount Everest last year and waited two days for rescue in a blizzard without making a sound. A simple finger exam is nothing, ah, ah! Ahhh~~~♥"
Zhong Can: "Dr. Gao, she's touching my butt! (`д´)"
Gao Lai: "Don't make a fuss. The nurse is changing your dressing."
Zhong Can: "I'm dirty. I want to take a shower..."
Gao Lai: "You can't shower yet. Have your caregiver wipe you down."
Zhong Can: "Wouldn't that mean one more person touching my butt? (°△°)"
Late at night, on the CEO's 200-square-meter bed.
Gao Lai, looking dispirited: "Can I do it?"
Zhong Can: "Of course! Roosevelt used a wheelchair, and it didn't stop him from being great. I like people who overcome their disabilities. (,,•ω•,,)♡"
Gao Lai, still doubtful: "Can you do it?"
Zhong Can's face turns ashen. "It's only the back that's a problem. It isn't a problem now, either. The front is fine!"
#The intestines are the path to a man's heart
#If anyone dares cause trouble at the hospital, I'll hit them with my cane
#Give me back my God-given chrysanthemum
#Everyone has a responsibility to care for colorectal health
#If you're reading this, do your Kegels right now
The blurb has been screenshotted. I'll start stockpiling chapters in March 2026, and I have the writing software to prove it. Please don't steal my ideas.
Theme: Look past prejudice and see the real you
