Next up: I'm writing My Job Is Giving the CEO Hemorrhoid Surgery, a romantic comedy about a genius female proctologist and a CEO with hemorrhoids. Friends, please add it to your favorites! ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
An old-school professor x an internet-famous goddess, a university-professor version of Pride and Prejudice.
[Enemies Can Never Become Wives]
He Mingyun is an academic workaholic who became a doctoral supervisor at thirty, but his students leave scathing reviews: boring, old-fashioned, and a final-exam killer.
Jiang Wuyuan is an internet-famous teacher and the students' dream professor, but his colleagues gossip about him: an academic pretty face who abuses his good looks.
Three years in the workplace, and they can't stand the sight of each other.
He Mingyun sneers at internet celebrities: "Shallow, chasing trends, just showing off for attention."
Jiang Wuyuan has nothing but contempt for scholars: "Old geezer, old fossil, practically dead."
Then the university reforms its performance reviews. To keep their jobs, the sworn enemies are forced to work together and sign a humiliating agreement:
He'll help her publish in top academic journals, and she'll turn him into a top-tier star in the classroom.
[Bro... Bro, You Smell So Good]
At the start of their partnership:
Jiang Wuyuan looks at his lecture slides: (￣ρ￣)..zzZZ
He Mingyun looks at her paper: "Is this crap? No, wait, what is this?"
Midway through their partnership:
He Mingyun livestreams for the first time: "I'm not nervous, haha. What's there to be nervous about when teaching a livestream? Ridiculous. I published eight papers in top journals this year, I'm a full six feet two, why would I be nervous?"
Jiang Wuyuan: "Okay, then could you stop holding my hand?"
He Mingyun: "I am nervous. Please, don't leave. (⚲□⚲)"
At the end of their partnership, hot forum posts include:
"About How My Advisor and His Nemesis Seem to Be Dating"
"An Iceberg Deserves to Win a Beauty's Heart"
"I'm Marrying Into This Highly Educated Family!"
"After a Divorce, How Do We Split First and Second Author Credit?"
[Teach a Class, Fall in Love]
Sociology x Journalism and Communication, from meritocracy to the sociology of gender.
Old fossil x heiress, sworn enemies become true love and join forces to fight workplace corruption.
From forced collaboration to being unable to live without each other, from colleagues to soulmates.
Amid pride and prejudice, beneath the ivory tower, love is quietly taking root.
#ScienceInvestigates: AnOldFlameRekindled
#TheGoddessGotSuedByAnOldFossil
#WeSaidWeWouldOutworkEachOtherSoHowDidWeEndUpAsFamily
#DoTwoProfessorsCountAsTwoStrongLeads
#PS: The male lead is six feet two and extremely pure
Upcoming: My Job Is Giving the CEO Hemorrhoid Surgery
They say Zhong Can is a domineering CEO straight out of a novel: his company is preparing to go public, he has more money than he can spend, he rarely smiles, dresses like a rich young master, and has obsessive cleanliness.
He's flawless, unbeatable.
But he has six hemorrhoids.
His one weakness: his backside.
They say Gao Lai is one of the country's top colorectal surgeons. She removes three hundred hemorrhoids a day, has never had a failed operation in all her years of practice, and has restored countless patients' behinds to factory settings.
Her hands work miracles, and her blade is swift.
Yet a top-tier hospital dismissed her.
Her one flaw: a disability in her legs.
Zhong Can: "Do you know who I am? I'm the actual controller of Zhu Junhao, and I own 36.89% of its shares!"
Gao Lai: "No. Shut your mouth. Take off your pants and lie on your side."
CEO Zhong humiliatingly takes off his pants.
Gao Lai: "My knuckles are a little thick. Bear with it."
Zhong Can sneers: "Last year I climbed Mount Everest and waited two days for rescue in a blizzard without making a sound. A little finger exam is nothing, ah, ah! Ahhh! ♥"
Late at night, on the CEO's enormous, 200-square-meter bed.
Gao Lai asks listlessly, "Can I do it?"
Zhong Can: "Of course! Roosevelt used a wheelchair, and that didn't stop him from being great. I like people who overcome their disabilities. (,,•ω•,,)♡"
Gao Lai still has doubts: "Can you do it?"
Zhong Can's face turns livid. "I only had a problem in the back, and now that's fine too. The front was never a problem!"
#TheIntestinesAreThePathwayToAMansHeart
#AnyoneWhoCausesTroubleAtTheHospitalGetsWhackedWithMyCrutch
#EveryoneHasAResponsibilityToCareAboutColorectalHealth
#IfYouReadThisGoGetYourButtCheckedRightNow
Theme: Two idealists shine a light on each other in a world driven by self-interest.
Chapter 80: It took more than 300,000 words to kiss someone. It's not easy 😭
You can still laugh when a durian is smashed on your feet. Ms. Sun is really strong.
Hhh Why is there still Cat Man?
End of text 🎆 After reading this article, I feel that the author is a very thoughtful person. It is different from ordinary romances. He is very expressive. Even some expressions would make me, an uneducated person like me, choose to turn the page quickly 😂. The male and female protagonists are very interesting and unique. I hope that I can maintain my own style and write more good works.
My puppy is a little too innocent. What should I do? I want to bully him.
[Orange Candy] got the [Purple Candy] kswl extra! Extra! Need more extras 🤩
Aha, it's He Jiang from the magical world
What a magical extra chapter 😂
Xiaomei, only Teacher He has been worried about her to help her, and finally came forward to announce the good news.
In the future, my thoughts have changed, and suddenly one of them wants to have a baby. With their personalities, they will definitely be able to negotiate and separate properly.