Fighting Zombies in Ancient Times

·

The Qi family's young master has a beautiful face but a mischievous nature, and his reputation in Pengcheng is terrible.

One day, the young master accidentally discovers that the stone-faced fellow he rescued a while ago is hiding a big secret.

The young master calls the stone face over.

"Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony?"

Stone Face: "Young Master, I don't understand."

"Hi, how are you?"

Stone Face: "Young Master, I still don't understand."

The young master gets angry. "Stop pretending to be stupid. I heard you reciting 'Before my bed, the moonlight glows' the day before yesterday!"

Stone Face: "I heard you recite it, Young Master."

"...Why the hell are you memorizing what I say?"

"Because I like you, Young Master."

The young master fumes: "Are you insane? Don't you know I hate gay men most of all? Give him twenty strokes of the cane and kick him out of the Qi family!"

But a few months later, the world changes. Zombies burst from the earth and run rampant among the living.

The people of Pengcheng panic, but after several months of living in fear, they still can't find a single zombie in the city.

The people rejoice, believing the gods have protected them.

Yet late at night in the Qi residence, an unheard conversation is taking place.

The former infinite-flow veteran who cleared every level, now an unnamed servant at the Qi residence, has been busy all day. At last, he returns with today's spoils:

"One white zombie to touch your hand, one green zombie to put an arm around your waist, one hairy zombie to kiss your face, one flying zombie to take off a piece of clothing... Young Master, I just caught an unkillable zombie. What are you going to trade me for it this time?"

Theme: Everyone is equal.