Zheng Baifei, the Desperate Illiterate

Zheng Baifei used to be an astronaut. Now she's a famous illiterate in Dansha Bay. Not only is she illiterate, she's also infamous for her vicious temper. Rumor has it that if anyone dares lay a finger on her golden dog statue, it automatically triggers her root code, and she'll charge out like a hyena and tear them to pieces. Zheng Baifei sighed. "Sigh." She's not like that. She's very civilized. * Zheng Baifei transmigrated. In this world, written characters aren't ordinary symbols. Every character is a fixed rule, contract, or authority. When Zheng Baifei first arrived in this world, she tried to learn how to read. When she looked at the characters, they seemed to writhe like living things, so she couldn't remember their shapes at all. What did that mean? It meant that in this world of mages, the only way she could protect herself was by breaking the law. Might makes right. [Note] 1. Plot-driven, with a little wish fulfillment. There are two male supporting characters with full romantic arcs; you'll have to read between the lines for the rest of the scattered one-sided crushes. 2. The prose will be rather illiterate. There won't be any bling-bling descriptions. If there are descriptions, they'll go kuangdang-kuangdang. Content warnings: The female lead is objectified (she's a space helmet). The female lead's name is carelessly chosen (what a waste). The female lead suffers (she's constantly dancing on the edge of death). The female lead gets labeled (her attributes and stats are recorded). Female-lead-centric story (other characters' lives don't matter). The female lead has an unlikeable personality (she can't make everyone happy, but she's got plenty of ways to make everyone unhappy). And so on, plenty of bad behavior. If you can't accept that, don't read. If you can't understand this blurb, don't read. That's all. Zheng Baifei, the glittering, god-tier piece of equipment, space helmet, little miss bland-name, uncultured too, rather unlucky, but with unbeatable stats, a bandit-like personality, doing whatever she pleases, and there's no room here for everyone, so this is where I'll stop. Blurb dated April 29, 2026 Theme: An illiterate person can only study hard