None of the Artists I Sign Are Human

1.

After Fang Yu is reborn with the ability to see spirits, the ordinary world turns bizarre and fantastical. Unfortunately, he's terribly unlucky, and runs into supernatural incidents whenever he steps outside.

On a business trip, he encounters ghost soldiers marching through the streets. On a mountain, he stumbles upon a ghost king's wedding. Even a casual stroll brings either a monster repaying a debt of gratitude or a water ghost trying to steal his life.

Fang Yu: "..."

Fang Yu wants someone to change his fate, but after checking his bank balance and looking at his company on the verge of bankruptcy, he silently gives up on the idea.

"Forget it. I won't die anyway, so let them do as they please. Instead of worrying about all this, I should find a few promising newcomers to save the company... This one's sleeping with fans, no good. This one's cheating, no good. This one is a complete wreck, even worse...

Wait, why are they all going to have scandals in the future? Can't I get someone decent for a change? Oh, hang on. That fox spirit who repaid me for a kindness was pretty good-looking..."

Fang Yu falls into deep thought.

Fang Yu opens the door to a whole new world.

And then...

A thousand-year-old zombie patriarch debuts as an idol

A rising star of the Daoist sect moonlights as a band's lead singer

A gorgeous fox spirit becomes a specialist in playing villainesses

The company's ghost films, horror movies, and special-effects dramas become cult favorites.

Fang Yu's company flourishes, earning a modest reputation in the world of the living and becoming a top-tier star in the underworld. They even hold concerts in the Yellow Springs.

2.

Zhaohua Entertainment is an oddity in the industry. Its talent is only lukewarm in show business, but highly sought after in the business world. Countless big-shot investors line up with smiling faces to hand over their cards, and a single appearance can fetch a seven-figure fee, a staggering sum.

A rival company suspects they are using two sets of books and reports them, using public opinion to demand an audit of their accounts and taxes. The books turn out to be perfectly clean, and the authorities even publicly show their support.

@National Security Administration: Protect minority peoples. Be friendly to humanity!

Netizens: ???

Rival company: ???

Theme: Workers have a worker's soul. Working hard is how you become a winner in life.