The Eight Directions Inn

Are you having trouble?

Fortune from every direction, wealth gathering from every direction. The Eight Directions Inn is here to solve your problems, with fair prices and honest service for customers young and old.

Tell us what you need, and we'll do our very best to help.

"I've got an enemy. I've tried all sorts of ways to get rid of him, but nothing works..."

The proprietress, dozing behind the counter, half opened her eyes. "We don't do murder, robbery, arson, or anything illegal."

"...What about something immoral?"

A gold ingot was placed on the table. "I want his wife's family to find out he's keeping a mistress, and that her son is older than his legitimate eldest son. Then I want you to cut down a ginkgo tree he's been raising for more than ten years."

"We'll take it!"

Several voices spoke at once from behind the counter, upstairs, in the corner, under the eaves, and by the window.

"How is that immoral?"

"This is clearly helping the people and setting things right."

"Dear guest, please come to the second floor and tell us exactly what you need."

Theme: The joy of helping others