Everyday Slacking in the Eastern Palace

This book will go premium on Sunday, October 19, with a 10,000-word update that day. The crown princess of the Xu Yue Empire, Xu Huang, is lazy by nature and useless at everything. She can climb onto the empress's roof and spend her days at gambling dens and brothels. She's the most useless of the useless, and the most incorrigible of wastrels. The empress, frustrated that her daughter refuses to improve, says, "If you run into danger, how will you fight back?" Xu Huang: "I'll run when there's danger. Fighting back sounds exhausting." The crown prince of the Feng Zhao Empire, Feng Qi, was born under an auspicious sign. He lives for pleasure and does whatever he wants. Wherever he falls, he lies down and takes a nap. After nineteen years of hard work, he has successfully become Feng Zhao's lucky mascot. The emperor of Feng Zhao clutches his chest in frustration. "What if you can't outrun them?" Feng Qi: "Then I'll wash up... Actually, too much effort. Just go ahead and do it." And so their words came true. The two collided while fleeing for their lives, beginning a cycle of fate and entanglement. - Xu Huang fought in wars for years and is weary in body and mind. In this life, she only wants to enjoy her freedom for as long as possible. As for the coming chaos across the land, some heroic figure will surely appear to unite it all. But she never expected that the hero in her mind would have the same idea as her this time. The story's opening: What happens when two lazy fish get together? Xu Huang: "No rush. Let's lie down for a while." Feng Qi: "If there's not enough room, let's move somewhere else." The story's ending: How did two lazy fish end up ruling the land together? Xu Huang: "Can't be bothered to explain. Read the story." Feng Qi: "I invite you to... Ah, I'm so sleepy. Read it yourself." A wicked woman with a few scruples, who loves pleasure but will fight back when challenged, vs. a lucky mascot who lies down wherever he falls and only wants to retire early. A story about two lazy fish who only want to slack off, but are forced to charge into the fray and end up ruling the land together. Two powerful leads. One-on-one romance. Pre-order: Marrying a Hero In a time of chaos, heroes rise on every side. By a twist of fate, Wei Yuan follows Prince Huan and makes a living amid the flames of war, enduring hardship after hardship. When the land is finally at peace, she thinks she has made it through. But one night, Prince Huan's military orders go missing. She had been in his study and left the residence that day. She is accused of being a spy, thrown into prison, and tortured. She dies with her eyes open. When she wakes, she has returned to the day she left the residence. Her fate is certain: she will be accused again. So Wei Yuan turns around without hesitation and goes to see someone. Someone who can contend with Prince Huan for the realm. He was her brother's sworn enemy. She had cursed him plenty of times alongside her brother, but now he is the only one who can save her. Her maid cries out in alarm, "My lady, you mustn't go. If you visit him now, His Highness will misunderstand and think you're a spy." Wei Yuan keeps walking, her smile cold. She didn't visit him in her previous life, yet she was still branded a spy. If so, why not become a real spy? But the moment she meets him, she knows her brother was right about him all along. He really is an utterly unreasonable lunatic! "Little Yuan'er, if your brother were alive, would he climb out of his grave in anger if he knew you came to ask me for help?" "I've always said Little Yuan'er was born beautiful, but she's blind. Otherwise, why would she follow a hypocrite like that?" "Yuan'er, in these chaotic times, did he never teach you how to kill?" Wei Yuan wants to assassinate him every day, but she can't deny that she has a better life here than before. She no longer has to grovel or anxiously try to read someone's mind, because this lunatic says everything he thinks with that damn mouth of his. Later on. Wei Yuan sits beside him, coldly watching Prince Huan below. Like a bewitching consort, she whispers in the ruler's ear: "He's staring at me. He defies Your Majesty." Everyone: "..." Isn't that clearly lingering affection? "Then reject his surrender and throw him in prison." Wei Yuan leans against him and smiles, dazzlingly beautiful. Prince Huan's eyes bulge with rage, his gaze bloodshot. Until the day he dies, he cannot understand why she betrayed him. After the Immortal Lord Mistakes His Archenemy Everyone in the immortal realm knows that the two judicial immortal lords can't stand each other. They have fought for nearly a thousand years. Finally, one day, they cause a terrible disaster: while fighting, they smash the divine lord's beloved glass vase. Both are punished by being sent to the mortal realm to accumulate merit. Yuan Chu swears she'll return to the immortal realm before that damn immortal lord and take complete control of the Judicial Office. So after descending to the mortal realm, she decides to kill him first. While he's reincarnating, she'll naturally accumulate merit faster than he can. What a coincidence: the other one has the same idea. But after descending to the mortal realm, their appearances change completely, and even their genders may change. They can only identify each other by instinct. Though they needn't bother looking too closely: whoever trips them up must be their archenemy! In the first life, the two are repeatedly tormented by the crown prince. They hit it off and join forces to bring down the Eastern Palace. In the second life, they meet again and are repeatedly tormented by the young lord of the demon realm, so they join forces to kill him too. In the third life... the fourth life... In the life whose number they can no longer remember, Yuan Chu finally loses patience and seeks out the Emperor of the Underworld. "Haven't we accumulated enough merit yet?" The Emperor of the Underworld rolls his eyes and lets out a cold laugh. "You've still got plenty to go." Yuan Chu: "..." Is that lousy glass vase really so precious? The divine realm The precious glass vase sobs bitterly before the divine lord. "They killed me again! They've killed me for more than ten lifetimes. It's too much! Waaaaah..." The divine lord helplessly stands up for his vase. In this life, the two of them both become scrap collectors, and finally end up as rivals. The glass vase watches them fight to the death over territory and is finally able to hold its head high! Go on, fight. You'll both be injured, and I'll reap the benefits. But things are starting to get strange. How did their fight turn into making them rich? And now they've teamed up to take over the vase's territory too. The glass vase shatters and sobs before the divine lord. "That awful couple aren't even human!" The divine lord sighs helplessly. "..." Well, they aren't human. Theme: Strive for a better life.